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I wanna learn how to speak Khmer (Cambodian) so I can go over there, but fuckin that PandorasBox shit is expensive

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    Bradley African Astronaut
    Meant to say Rosettta Stone, I'm still feelin the bundy, like 26 bundied hours later. Bro I had a fuckin blast.

    Did wayyyy too much coke, watched www.horriblevideos.com with my friend for awhile, told him about NiggersinSpace, he's not a faggot, wasn't impressed, lotta chomos he pointed out, I told him the truth, They're here and they're lice and they're here. :/ Maybe he make an account, maybe he don't. AT least i'm trying to recruit people tha twill add something to our community

    anyway, so i really like yoga, bonsai, studying buddhism (not practicing), The Deer Hunter (film) , asian culture.


    I know what everyone's thinking BradleyB just wanna go over there to go do faggotshit with their lady boys while he chainsmokes non menthol cigarettes at the elementary school he's teaching English Year II at, and you're right, but I also would like a wife tbh.

    I'm capable of procreating, you know?

    Maybe get a name like i did in German class when I got to be Adolf, or spanish class when I got to be Pablo

    "Ohhhhh, hi year 2 english student, Bradleychan is here, YOu are here! We are doing classes!"

    I can pull this shit off bro, and you can still chainsmoke in schools around children over there, that's hella tight.

    And im not a pedophile so that's a huge plus. I might even get a kid and a wife, and then decide I want better for my child and move back to america in time for public schooling and me to pump his mom up some more while he's' at free daycare from 4-18

    where can i download rosettta stone Khmer/Cambodian novice? I like their program, I used it in HOnors German, however I haven't used it for anything else. LMK how to do this. Thanks in advance.! My dreams are your dreams and tyhey're all coming true.

    HEll ya!
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    Also, friends, this is the full cock you are leading to the tight brown ppl over there.

    Dude it's big when it's here, it's gonna be retarded huge over there.

    I'm so excited.

    I love eating rice. no bullshit. It's a filler and so am I.

    So remember ur not doing this for me, ur doing this for my kids (That i'm tryna make)

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    Bradley African Astronaut
    RIP Malice, a member of the Huge Weiner Brigade gone too soon.

    RIP to HTS's butthole when she gets her empty nest stage and wants to "meet up like in person"
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    (If that's what HTS wants :) )
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    Data African Astronaut
    You making crack?
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    RIPtotse Houston
    bruhh...wtf lol
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    no i hate cocaine too. I do it, but i don't like doing it.


    don't like and don't do crack... unless u brought some.


    like a nigga say do, im doin it, i'm practicing how to say Yes, No, 1-10 and directions RN.
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    imma pretend talk to the porn actresses in Khmai so i can get used to speaking broken cambodian while trying to get hard in my bedroom
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    Dude i've jacked off like six timse this morning, the fuck wrong with me lol
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    Data African Astronaut
    Are you on stims?

    Because that shit is not healthy unless you're like 13. You're going to go blind.
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I always have so many questions after threads like this

    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    5. What's the measurement

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't
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    child sex tourist detected.

    interpol notified.
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data Are you on stims?

    Because that shit is not healthy unless you're like 13. You're going to go blind.

    No just dextromorphanandbundy, marijuanaa concentrate like a dab cart and uh oh a like idk 4 lines of cocaine, like probably .4 split between 2 men but my guy left at 4 and that's when the jerking off (and posting about asian people, taking cock shots, i probably did another line, im waiting for my tranny friend to wake up, i gotta lot of shit goin on, my roommmate stayed home sick and asked me if i'm drinking today (I wasn't) but now i'm buying a bottle of el cheapo teluila to help her "heal" and I will probably drink as is customary of my people 1/2 of the alcohol i purchase for my white trash household.


    I don't have sex with my roommate, i have before. Interested! Might today, prolly will today tbh lol fuck it imma get shitty drunk and do shots with her and my mom's coming to get some pepsi after her shift in the fuckin factory cuz it's Thursday (She work 10hr days, 4 a week)


    Originally posted by Sudo I always have so many questions after threads like this

    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    5. What's the measurement

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't

    I will answer all of these questions, afte rI get a lil higher.
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    Sent him the link to a couple different threads, one of which is the japanese tourism thing, he's the other white guy im friends with that likes dickin down brown bitches as a duty.

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    I am probably one of the scummier elements in any diversified population, I chose Cambodia because of my love of the song "Smoke Weed- Khmer Kid" i used to watch when I was like 13 on youtube over and over again, & because it's an asian country & third reason, the poorest that seemed stable with 1 primary city that you use to diversify your bearings from.

    Also I think they're people are the most beautiful and their language the least andreanalin inducing (Tuk TUk TUk TUk noises really fast freak me the fuck out when some asians argue). Obviously the language is better the farther east (Purer, think North for Us (Whites) well in asia it's the closer you are the sun, the better of a person you are, with Japan at the peak.

    That's why I picked cambodia, space nigga.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    I thought everyone was until I asked my mom when I was 5 why it looked like that, she said ther ewas a snip. I don't know why they did it. I don't hold it against them though (But i will if they're attractive) Truthfully, I have only ever seen 1 uncircumsized penis (I swear on Odin my god) and it was with that latino guy two weeks ago I just met. IDK seems weird to have like your dick in a casing all day. But that's cuz mine doesn't have a casing, it just head out hanging, alll dayyyyy

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    .

    5. What's the measurement
    20 ounce sprite bottle is like 11 inches/30cm,

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    No thanks. I don't want to hang out with my students outside of class. I have my own life and so do they.

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    I'm hoping to find successful ladyboy who run brothel and do accounting and english speaking work for her to accept more customers to our Hostel.

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    No. The only exclusivity i have when it comes to porn is there must be a white penis involved, otherwise I can't imagine me bewing the one doing it, and if my weiner isn't involved, then that isn't sex to me (Or at least sex that I'm trying to have)

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    YOu can rent those bikes for about 40-60USD a month, no drivers license is needed to operatethem, they're extremely dangerous. Also lady boys are as common in London as they are in Milwaukee as they are in Nom Pen

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't

    go fuckyourself too bro
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hope you get your holiday in Cambodia BB. It may require some hard work and I hope your focused energy allows this to happen
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    1$ chicken rice tortillas from Wal-Mart, free qdoba hot sauce. Get PAID NIGGAS
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    Bradley African Astronaut

    dice games online
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    THESE BITCHES WOULD LOVE TO EAT AT BIG BRADLEYS BIG CAWK GIVEAWAY
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    I MADE THE river rice in the microwave for 19 minutes
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    Data African Astronaut
    I haven't been to Cambodia/Thailand but I imagine Taiwan is the same in the way hookers/'massage therapists' will proposition you relentlessly on the street. If I was there for sex tourism it would literally be heaven. You don't even have to look for it like you do in the states. In Kaohsiung I stayed at this hotel for a week because it was by a night market. I'd go there to eat every night, and every night this fat 40yr old woman on a bike would come right up to me through the crowd and start speaking Chinese and saying "Massage? Massage?" She handed me a card with the address of a place on it. She asked daily. The woman was a pimp.

    literally like right outside the hotel. Turn that corner to the left and the lady would be biking around in circles looking for tourists.






    Some other places the hookers themselves would grab me. I had to pry a girl's hands off my arm once but now I wish I didn't.

    You just need to get to Cambodia and let your dick do all the work, and everything will be okay Bradley. I believe in you and I support your dream.
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