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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Ever since I started I have tried hard and done good but only so no one hassles me and Im at the point where I show up and just do my thing.
    I have been enjoying not being micromanaged or supervised and I have enjoyed hanging out with my friend there.
    But word on the street is this big dude who makes me look like I have dwarfism is going on a vacation and they need someone to cover for him.
    This guy I am talking about is a beast if I ever did see one. Even on my best of days he can put me to shame taking it easy while Im struggling to even oxygenate my blood enough to keep sight of him.
    Last week they had started training another guy who I work with to cover for him but after 3 days of it he quit his job outright.
    The supervisor did not directly tell me that I was going to be covering for this guy but my friend there who has been there for years told me on the way out the door that the boss probably won't tell me about it until I am already clocked in and geared up because apparently this position makes a lot of people quit.
    Im sure that as long as I have energy in my body that Ill be able to do it although there may be blood everywhere, at least I don't have hepatitis.
    The job looks really simple but keeping the pace is what is hard.
    Also I hear it is pretty hot in that part of the building.
    Im not trying to work myself to death, I just wanna do my job I been doing and shoot the breeze with my buddy while I wait for something that pays more.
    Im definitely not trying to work harder.
    Seriously I am in the second worse shape of my life right now.
    EHHH....

    I guess it doesn't hurt to try it but if it seems like a head buster situation Imma back out and just say Im here as a temp and Im tempted to quit if I can't go back to what I was doing.
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    Tldr
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im sure that as long as I have energy in my body that Ill be able to do it although there may be blood everywhere, at least I don't have hepatitis.

    wut

    why would there be blood everywhere

    is your new job punching wolverines or something
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Maybe ask the big dude for advice on how to do his shit well
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice Maybe ask the big dude for advice on how to do his shit well

    This looks like it requires physical endurance and I dont have either of those.
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats This looks like it requires physical endurance and I dont have either of those.

    your cranial feature suggests you have high neanderthal genes.

    you definitely can do it you just need to train yourself.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im not trying to work myself to death, I just wanna do my job I been doing and shoot the breeze with my buddy while I wait for something that pays more.
    Im definitely not trying to work harder.

    This is why I quit every job I get people take their shitty day jobs so seriously like it's the most important thing in the world to be a supervisor at the box factory, get over yourself lol they just think they are cool but they work slow and don't even do amphetamines.

    Oversocialized faggots
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    I have also thought you look to be related much more strongly to the HOMO ERECTUS than any other of our god ancestors. This will be surely your advanatage. Have you considered using tools, the hammer replaces the forehehad and the wheel replaces the hill

    You can do this bro!
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    Bradley African Astronaut
    what you do for a living? It sounds like your a black smith or some shit

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    Ghost Black Hole
    he's a whitesmith
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