what would you do if jesus appeared in front of you?

1. 2016-12-31 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   
   and said " in order to save the world and be accepted in heaven, you must let me piss in your mouth and ass at the same time"
   
   what would you do?
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2. 2016-12-31 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd say okay, close my eyes and prepare to get pissed on and hope its just a hallucination.
3. 2016-12-31 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I wold say"Jesus how can you piss in my mouth and ass at the same time?"
   Then I would know that it really wasn't Jesus, it was SATAN pretending to be Jesus.
   Then I would cast out the devil before me with all his lies and misrepresentation.
   Then I scream "OH lord why did you ever let this happen"
   Ya that's what I would do.
4. 2016-12-31 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Piss in his mouth and ass.
5. 2016-12-31 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #5
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   And then he turns out to be just some homeless guy with a fog machine and you drank hobo pee.
6. 2017-01-01 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #6
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNIlYAVznYU
7. 2017-01-01 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I would say well Jesus, how do i know you ain't playing some kind of trick on me? You know the Good Book warns of the lies of Satan etc.