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CHELL CALLED ME A RACIST AT THE SHOE STORE 😡😡

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    She was trying on a pair and asked me what I thought and if they looked cute.

    I said "Baby, Im not trying to be a racist but those sneakers look like something Dave Chapelle would wear".

    Then, and Im not joking; she said she was getting another opinion and asked a random black guy who was standing 3 feet away what he thought of the shoes.

    He said he thought they looked great.

    And at that point I gave up.
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dave Chapelle is literally the best person in Ohio.
  3. #3
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Buy her a brand new car and she'll be happy.
  4. #4
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    when did she call you a racist?
  5. #5
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Too bad Al Bundy wasn't there
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    if the shoe fits nigga
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    Ghost Black Hole
    thats extremely racist if i over heard that i would cancel culture you, pull out my phone and say SAY THAT AGAIN and call 911 an dget you banned from goodwill
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    Asking a nigga about if shoes look good is like asking a Russian if vodka is good.

    Nigs have some weird fetish about athletic shoes...I mean who pays $1000 for a pair of shitty "athletic" shoes and then keeps them in the box and never wears them...just bought to add to their "collection". Dumb.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    when times get tough you know every pare of shues is worth a day of crack
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Asking a nigga about if shoes look good is like asking a Russian if vodka is good.

    Nigs have some weird fetish about athletic shoes…I mean who pays $1000 for a pair of shitty "athletic" shoes and then keeps them in the box and never wears them…just bought to add to their "collection". Dumb.

    wait so is russian vodka is bad? I wouldn't know

    i thought russians had their vodka game down
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Asking a nigga about if shoes look good is like asking a Russian if vodka is good.

    Nigs have some weird fetish about athletic shoes…I mean who pays $1000 for a pair of shitty "athletic" shoes and then keeps them in the box and never wears them…just bought to add to their "collection". Dumb.

    idk man, I'm not a guy who obsessives about shoes but there are people I know that are really into vintage shoe selling.

    But sometimes people save old shoes to wear them later when they really do need a pair and everyone is like "woah bro those are old new shoes!" its retro bromo

    I actually did that once on accident but now I just use them for work. They hurt my feet..
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I was at Best Buy and ran into this nig wearing some original Jordan’s

    My buddy (who is a nig) said they cost $5.000

    He was wearing them to Best Buy...

    5k wtf?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Asking a nigga about if shoes look good is like asking a Russian if vodka is good.

    Nigs have some weird fetish about athletic shoes…I mean who pays $1000 for a pair of shitty "athletic" shoes and then keeps them in the box and never wears them…just bought to add to their "collection". Dumb.

    because the shoes are worth $2000 a few years later. Mr. goes to goodwil to facebook flip buy and sell electronics and candles too. It's the same thing with shoes, it keeps them away from crime. The smart black man buys shoes instead of cocaine and 5 years later they still don't have a criminal record.

    I was in the shoe game for a while. I learned if your gonna rob a dope dealer take all shoes in their house. Also their is an entire counterfeit shoe market that exists.

    lol spend $1000 for some yeezys only to learn they ain't even real lmao xDD scammed

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why are you still together
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Fonaplats She was trying on a pair and asked me what I thought and if they looked cute.

    I said "Baby, Im not trying to be a racist but those sneakers look like something Dave Chapelle would wear".

    Then, and Im not joking; she said she was getting another opinion and asked a random black guy who was standing 3 feet away what he thought of the shoes.

    He said he thought they looked great.

    And at that point I gave up.

    She left the store with him didn’t she?
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  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frala She left the store with him didn’t she?

    sounds like the beginning of a porno

    'I'll be back in a minute honey he' s just going to help me try on some shoes in the changing room'
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Have you ever tried footing shell before
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    Originally posted by Ghost because the shoes are worth $2000 a few years later.

    Only to other stupid nigs.

    It's a fucking shoe...ololol $10 at the most in Materials.

    Same as the dumb twats who invested thousands in beany babies and now they are worthless...REALLY dumb investment strategy.
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only to other stupid nigs.

    It's a fucking shoe…ololol $10 at the most in Materials.

    Same as the dumb twats who invested thousands in beany babies and now they are worthless…REALLY dumb investment strategy.

    Shoes are just a different form of gold. I mean shit, people pay millions of dollars for fucking PAINTINGS. lol
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