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I got a spice high going on

  1. #1
    Lanny motherfucker
    Found a Nepalese / Indian place and they mean it when they say extra spicy. Awwww yeah

    It’s a shame they probably won’t last in Alabama
  2. #2
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i hope your sweat is as spicy for the micey as the water in your ricey
  3. #3
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you should buy enough stock that you get dining privileges or something, you can keep this alive
  4. #4
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    I don't allow Melania to eat that stuff anymore. The secret service were chasing her around the plane for 16 hours the last time.

  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol@ melania on bath salts
  6. #6
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol@ melania on bath salts

    You never dropped a secret service guy off at his daughter's house, comatose, his face half eaten. You never tried to convince his daughter that he got attacked by wild new england coyotes, or had to deny that the secret service was even a thing.
  7. #7
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Lanny It’s a shame they probably won’t last in Alabama

    You are so dramatic. I’m gonna go back and get more and put the spice directly in your butthole.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump You never dropped a secret service guy off at his daughter's house, comatose, his face half eaten. You never tried to convince his daughter that he got attacked by wild new england coyotes, or had to deny that the secret service was even a thing.

  9. #9
    pEEpEEpOOpOO Tuskegee Airman
  10. #10
    Solstice African Astronaut
    They have a Thai place down the street and I always order level 5/5 spice but its not even that bad, I think they lie to me because I'm white and they assume I can't handle it.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Now that you're in Alabama will you buy a FIREARM?
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm sure he's already been gifted one by one of his new red neck buddy's
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    the real question is, Is lala's pocket pistol pink? or black
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm sure he's already been gifted one by one of his new red neck buddy's

    Does Alabama work like that? If so if i ever expat to America, i'mma live there.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Solstice They have a Thai place down the street and I always order level 5/5 spice but its not even that bad, I think they lie to me because I'm white and they assume I can't handle it.

    We have a Thai place here that does not hold back if you tell them to do Thai hot but I feel like you have to be firm bc otherwise people complain. On the flip side of that their “no spice” is still spicy to me so I don’t really understand the spice scale at that place but yeah.

    I think that’s the only time I’ve seen Lanny break a spice sweat.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by POLECAT the real question is, Is lala's pocket pistol pink? or black

    I don’t own a gun. Pretty sure Lanny is afraid I’d kill him.

    But people do like to give each other weapons here especially for birthdays and Christmas.
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by frala I don’t own a gun. Pretty sure Lanny is afraid I’d kill him.

    But people do like to give each other weapons here especially for birthdays and Christmas.

    If i come over for Christmas will you get me a gun as a present? Also, how does it work with guns and flying over there. Do you just declare your weapon with your luggage? And get it back when you go pick it up at your destination?
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sophie If i come over for Christmas will you get me a gun as a present? Also, how does it work with guns and flying over there. Do you just declare your weapon with your luggage? And get it back when you go pick it up at your destination?

    I’m sure you’d have to get a permit and then get it through customs.

    Can you smuggle it in your butthole?
  19. #19
    spicy home alabama
  20. #20
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i hope lanny and lala behave privately like they're our king and queen, la la lanny: the last nigga dynasty that governed the rest of the universe
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