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Tanzanian President Magafuli dies suddenly

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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    PRESIDENT JOHN MAGUFULI of Tanzania, a prominent Covid-19 sceptic in Africa whose populist rule often cast his East African country in a harsh international spotlight, has died at the age of 61.

    Magufuli’s death was announced by Vice President Samia Suluhu, who said the president died of heart failure.

    If the west and the NGOs don't like you, you are doing something right.

    Magafuli fought corruption, crooked western corporate interests, and the corona virus panic. He seen a continued rise in living standards in his country.

    He famously embarrassed the WHO who supplied Tanzania with fake covid testing kits, which returned positive no matter what was tested. Tanzania mostly ignored the covid nonsense, which was wise.

    Magufuli, whose government has already drawn criticism for being secretive about the coronavirus outbreak and has previously asked Tanzanians to pray the coronavirus away, said the kits had "technical errors".

    Prayer is the best thing for covid panic, since the need to panic represents a sickness of the soul.

    To be hated by the jedis is the highest compliment you can pay a man.
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    word to the wise,, don't piss off Hillary
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump n.

    Wow from $32 to $55, impressive...
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut

    Also fuck Israel.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow from $32 to $55, impressive…

    yeah something like a 40% increase is unironically impressive

    that said GDP is a terrible measure for most things, you'd be better off looking at poverty levels, median wages, unemployment etc.
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Thought this thread would be about this nig

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    Donald Trump African Astronaut

    Introducing the successor.

    I mean what could go wrong?
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Women are just like men. And so wrap their heads. And also can be heads of state. Or something like that.
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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    George Segal died today

    no one mentioned him
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