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How to inflate an air mattress without a pump.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    One time my buddy and I bought a couple air beds so we didn't have to sleep on the floor but when we got back home we found they did not come with pumps to inflate them.
    Blowing into them with lungs did not seem like it was working...
    So we took them outside and I held the hole up to the exhaust of his car while he gave it gas.
    Be careful not to press it directly against it or it might melt a hole in it but his car was a little 4 banger and we managed.
    Then you can go inside and sleep on your comfy new carbon monoxide bed.
    Just don't pop it or everyone in the room will die.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's the most retarded macgyver shit I've ever heard, congrats
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