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The Era of Gamer Grease

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    It has been discovered by the greatest minds in video game science that dirtying your discs with gamer grease has the potential to speed up your games.

    The theory is that making the disc harder to read by the laser allows for more glitches to be performed which can make doing things like clipping through a wall much easier. THE POWER OF GAMER GUNK IS REAL

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Lol
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I took a shit in my PC and started getting dream luck in minecraft
  4. #4
    This isn't funny, I don't get it?
  5. #5
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    But the shit grease and/or armpit sweat would cause glitches for all involved, so it wouldn't create any advantage.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley This isn't funny, I don't get it?

    It's not a joke it's real gamer science.



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But the shit grease and/or armpit sweat would cause glitches for all involved, so it wouldn't create any advantage.

    the gunkier the grease the faster the lag clips are
  7. #7
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost the gunkier the grease the faster the lag clips are

    So diarrhea would probably work best, right?
  8. #8
    livingelegy African Astronaut [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Gamers, our time has come. Time to grease up our video game discs with armpits sweat and ascend to the speed run glitch promised land.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    I bet snot would be like magic.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    i heard milk works well
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    i rubbed my balls all over my laptop and was able to increase the graphic settings to max
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Apparently cum is the perfect viscosity for laser based optical media glitching. Cum on your disc and walk through walls
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