It has been discovered by the greatest minds in video game science that dirtying your discs with gamer grease has the potential to speed up your games.
The theory is that making the disc harder to read by the laser allows for more glitches to be performed which can make doing things like clipping through a wall much easier. THE POWER OF GAMER GUNK IS REAL
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