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  1. Originally posted by Ghost i don't get it

    It's an English thing I guess.

    When you are a young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch and you do something wrong...lets say leaving the back door unlocked when your dad has told you 15 times to lock it behind you...said father will react as follows:

    "Hey stupid, what have I told you to do when you come in the back door? LOCK IT!"

    Then as he is beating you into a bloody pulp he'll say;

    "How many times do I have to knock it into your thick skull for you to learn it"

    ETA: don't respond with an actual number.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hopefully there will be a blooper reel for the bonus DVD.

    It's only being released on laser-disc.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's an English thing I guess.

    When you are a young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch and you do something wrong…lets say leaving the back door unlocked when your dad has told you 15 times to lock it behind you…said father will react as follows:

    "Hey stupid, what have I told you to do when you come in the back door? LOCK IT!"

    Then as he is beating you into a bloody pulp he'll say;

    "How many times do I have to knock it into your thick skull for you to learn it"

    ETA: don't respond with an actual number.

    I would say dad, geez, it's an accident. I don't mean to not lock the door I just forget and maybe the fact that you beat me up is causing brain injury to me and making me forget more. Why dont you just put a note on the door so I see it when I'm leaving? Are you STUPID?
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola I should have PM it to scron the shit because it was a bit much but it exemplified his behavior of sounding like he was having a mid age crisis MAC attack

    heś just being an immature faggot. dont need to listen to his BS . it never changes. Grow up. ALL OF YOU

    Okay schizo take some more crazy pills you raging lunatic. ANTS!!! ANTS!!!
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's an English thing I guess.

    When you are a young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch and you do something wrong…lets say leaving the back door unlocked when your dad has told you 15 times to lock it behind you…said father will react as follows:

    "Hey stupid, what have I told you to do when you come in the back door? LOCK IT!"

    Then as he is beating you into a bloody pulp he'll say;

    "How many times do I have to knock it into your thick skull for you to learn it"

    ETA: don't respond with an actual number.

    i would always lock the back door because one time I didn't and some crack head walked in and started making a sandwich and I had to take the steak knife and point it at him and tell him to get the fuck out, fucking crack heads.
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's an English thing I guess.

    When you are a young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch and you do something wrong…lets say leaving the back door unlocked when your dad has told you 15 times to lock it behind you…said father will react as follows:

    "Hey stupid, what have I told you to do when you come in the back door? LOCK IT!"

    Then as he is beating you into a bloody pulp he'll say;

    "How many times do I have to knock it into your thick skull for you to learn it"

    ETA: don't respond with an actual number.

    show us with these dolls ....

    how did your father "beat" and "knock it into" you.
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    Whorebags?
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    pig niggers?
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    Filthy whorebags?
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