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Why in dummer and more stupider then every one on this form

  1. #1
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    its be cause my mom told me to be like that
  2. #2
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your mother is a highly respected and esteemed member of her community. I trust her judgment on this matter. Send her my finest regards
  3. #3
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    By finest regards I assume you mean your ejaculate. I will allow it.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    You are one of the greatest minds on this forum and of our generation, in my humble opinion at least.
  5. #5
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Allan ginsberg was masturbating while reciting howl and manifested mmq into existence
  6. #6
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here's the deal.

    I want to make a fourth movie of the human centipede but I want it to be turtles. Turtle centipede.

    The story is me watching human centipede at the opening scene. I'm jacking off furiously.

    Then I go get a lot of turtles and make them into a centipede. I like them though so I'm confounded. I want to have sex with them but I cant because most of their buttholes are sewn into one another so I can only fuck the end turtle.

    I do it. I feel ashamed. I feel bad for all the turtles. Enraged I force the first turtle to suck my dick and i cum in its mouth. They're all females and they slowly digest my semen and pass it on to one another and I get them all pregnant at the same time.

    Pregnant turtle centipede and I dont know how turtles give birth but they do it and they release turtles into one another.

    The end?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. So stupid 😂
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