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  1. #1
    Ebola Cola Houston
    Why do these third world press' try and normalize something that clearly seems unsanitary.


    How about "The forgotten world of women relaxing their legs and allowing them to spread when sitting in a lower cut dress?

    No one wants to smell someone's ass. People flatulate like multiple times an hour without noticing it. you squatting down and hadn't had a chance to wipe the butt from the fart sprays (dry or wet) into the undergarment (assuming they're even wearing them) isn't exactly sanitary nor going to smell nice for the person next to them. you dont' even smell your own brand half the time. but others will and they will most likely be slightly or very much offended by it.

    ie:A young boy in Delhi, India looks pretty comfortable in this posture. Photo by Reuters/Anindito Mukherjee.



    Now I agree from a health point, we shouldn't sit and squatting is healthy for you. gets your heart going when you stand up more then sitting and standing. it uses more muscles.

    but back to the photo at the top. that is so unsanitary. First, the kid might have to grab at his clothing while serving the food and it might cause a dirty transfer at some point. or just the fact the food is sitting on plates, yet on the ground. are those paper plates? Easily bacteria could transfer through those plates. I mean people relieve themselves all over in cities like that. not saying someone took a shit or piss right there. but people walking around transferring curb goop onto the sidewalk. even small amounts. even if they washed that street with a high pressure. things are floating around and more likely the heavier goop in micro doses will float lower.

    all kinds of things going on here that makes me never want to "experience" going to India if I have a high chance of getting Hepatitis C or something else from this place.

    Not bashing on the Indian Culture itself, just their current lifestyle. they must modernize their fucking system better. And it's not just India. its all over the place in this world. Indians seem super smart. at least the ones that are sent to the UK or USA to be educated (or any other parts of the world) but the ones left behind are like the America's Watered down backwater inbred or England dumb down sport thuggies. Sure everyone has them. but this looks like trying to have breakfast in those tent city type areas of big cities. I mean gross.

    I read this article about how India was angry at UK Indians and or Americans (Canada, USA, Maybe other North, Central, South American cities) because they forget India and or don't want to go back. they realized how FUCK UP India has become. So who's fault is it? The guys who get educated and fall in love with their host countries or is it India for not wanting to shed some of its current traditions?
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola Why do these third world press' try and normalize something that clearly seems unsanitary.


    How about "The forgotten world of women relaxing their legs and allowing them to spread when sitting in a lower cut dress?

    No one wants to smell someone's ass. People flatulate like multiple times an hour without noticing it. you squatting down and hadn't had a chance to wipe the butt from the fart sprays (dry or wet) into the undergarment (assuming they're even wearing them) isn't exactly sanitary nor going to smell nice for the person next to them. you dont' even smell your own brand half the time. but others will and they will most likely be slightly or very much offended by it.

    ie:A young boy in Delhi, India looks pretty comfortable in this posture. Photo by Reuters/Anindito Mukherjee.



    Now I agree from a health point, we shouldn't sit and squatting is healthy for you. gets your heart going when you stand up more then sitting and standing. it uses more muscles.

    but back to the photo at the top. that is so unsanitary. First, the kid might have to grab at his clothing while serving the food and it might cause a dirty transfer at some point. or just the fact the food is sitting on plates, yet on the ground. are those paper plates? Easily bacteria could transfer through those plates. I mean people relieve themselves all over in cities like that. not saying someone took a shit or piss right there. but people walking around transferring curb goop onto the sidewalk. even small amounts. even if they washed that street with a high pressure. things are floating around and more likely the heavier goop in micro doses will float lower.

    all kinds of things going on here that makes me never want to "experience" going to India if I have a high chance of getting Hepatitis C or something else from this place.

    Not bashing on the Indian Culture itself, just their current lifestyle. they must modernize their fucking system better. And it's not just India. its all over the place in this world. Indians seem super smart. at least the ones that are sent to the UK or USA to be educated (or any other parts of the world) but the ones left behind are like the America's Watered down backwater inbred or England dumb down sport thuggies. Sure everyone has them. but this looks like trying to have breakfast in those tent city type areas of big cities. I mean gross.

    I read this article about how India was angry at UK Indians and or Americans (Canada, USA, Maybe other North, Central, South American cities) because they forget India and or don't want to go back. they realized how FUCK UP India has become. So who's fault is it? The guys who get educated and fall in love with their host countries or is it India for not wanting to shed some of its current traditions?

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  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    its not a forgotten art, i do squats, thats why i have such a nice ass
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola Why do these third world press' try and normalize something that clearly seems unsanitary.


    How about "The forgotten world of women relaxing their legs and allowing them to spread when sitting in a lower cut dress?

    No one wants to smell someone's ass. People flatulate like multiple times an hour without noticing it. you squatting down and hadn't had a chance to wipe the butt from the fart sprays (dry or wet) into the undergarment (assuming they're even wearing them) isn't exactly sanitary nor going to smell nice for the person next to them. you dont' even smell your own brand half the time. but others will and they will most likely be slightly or very much offended by it.

    ie:A young boy in Delhi, India looks pretty comfortable in this posture. Photo by Reuters/Anindito Mukherjee.



    Now I agree from a health point, we shouldn't sit and squatting is healthy for you. gets your heart going when you stand up more then sitting and standing. it uses more muscles.

    but back to the photo at the top. that is so unsanitary. First, the kid might have to grab at his clothing while serving the food and it might cause a dirty transfer at some point. or just the fact the food is sitting on plates, yet on the ground. are those paper plates? Easily bacteria could transfer through those plates. I mean people relieve themselves all over in cities like that. not saying someone took a shit or piss right there. but people walking around transferring curb goop onto the sidewalk. even small amounts. even if they washed that street with a high pressure. things are floating around and more likely the heavier goop in micro doses will float lower.

    all kinds of things going on here that makes me never want to "experience" going to India if I have a high chance of getting Hepatitis C or something else from this place.

    Not bashing on the Indian Culture itself, just their current lifestyle. they must modernize their fucking system better. And it's not just India. its all over the place in this world. Indians seem super smart. at least the ones that are sent to the UK or USA to be educated (or any other parts of the world) but the ones left behind are like the America's Watered down backwater inbred or England dumb down sport thuggies. Sure everyone has them. but this looks like trying to have breakfast in those tent city type areas of big cities. I mean gross.

    I read this article about how India was angry at UK Indians and or Americans (Canada, USA, Maybe other North, Central, South American cities) because they forget India and or don't want to go back. they realized how FUCK UP India has become. So who's fault is it? The guys who get educated and fall in love with their host countries or is it India for not wanting to shed some of its current traditions?

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  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol but funny thing about squats its I used to work at malibu poke' and they literally had a rule where employees weren't allowed to squat... you had to keep your legs together and bend over at your waist to pick up stuff..

    and there is this crazy old lady older than the moon that owns a chimp lol! and she named him squat I was down right amazed when I saw her walking a chimp but hey thats how it goes i guess

    I also know another lady that owns a fox and puts a helmet on him and a cape...

    but did hear about that lady that owned a chimp? evidently male chimps when they grow up become violent, this is terrible





    this is the lady that owns the fox
  6. #6
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol but funny thing about squats its I used to work at malibu poke' and they literally had a rule where employees weren't allowed to squat… you had to keep your legs together and bend over at your waist to pick up stuff..

    and there is this crazy old lady older than the moon that owns a chimp lol! and she named him squat I was down right amazed when I saw her walking a chimp but hey thats how it goes i guess

    I also know another lady that owns a fox and puts a helmet on him and a cape…

    but did hear about that lady that owned a chimp? evidently male chimps when they grow up become violent, this is terrible





    this is the lady that owns the fox

    Lol didn't weed
  7. #7
    Ebola Cola Houston
    You didn't read because you're illiterate as all retards can be.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Lol didn't weed

    Dont care if you did
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    he looks like a fag
  10. #10
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You might as well just seal yourself in your house forever if you're that scared of germs.

    And if you need to wipe your ass from farting or making your clothes stink from it you should probably check your diet
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  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice You might as well just seal yourself in your house forever if you're that scared of germs.

    And if you need to wipe your ass from farting or making your clothes stink from it you should probably check your diet

    thats actually solid advice, way too many people including my self get stuck in their heads for some reason or another because of neurosis, I fight it every day.

    but you know what they say the only way to win, is not to play

    they cant handle the truth, their out of order, their all out of order

  12. #12
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I saw a person in their car behind me yesterday wearing a face mask and gloves and they were in the car alone with the windows up, sounds like OP
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I saw a person in their car behind me yesterday wearing a face mask and gloves and they were in the car alone with the windows up, sounds like OP

    I have a mask on in my dreams
  14. #14
    blaster master victim of incest
  15. #15
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    ITT: niggas who dont jerk off to their girlfriends fart smell
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