Can’t travel for tourism right now so my fake Chinese girlfriend

1. 2021-02-23 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   me?
2. 2021-02-23 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls me?

   
   Yeah
   
   "See you fuckers in about 3 months"
3. 2021-02-23 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I’m not going just yet ya cunt
4. 2021-02-23 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀ Lanny⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ thats a dude

   
   LOL
5. 2021-02-23 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls I’m not going just yet ya cunt

   
   Oh it's one of those "I'm leaving but not really leaving but want people to respond with "oooh I'll miss youuuuu baby"" lines
6. 2021-02-23 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀ Lanny⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ thats a dude

   
   Grylls, what if you got there and it was a post op dude?
7. 2021-02-23 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #27
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Grylls

   
   
   
   How many children does she have?
8. 2021-02-23 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Grylls, what if you got there and it was a post op dude?

   
   Eh?
   
   We’ve had phone sex her pussy is cute
9. 2021-02-23 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by stl1 How many children does she have?

   
   Zero
   
   and her name is zero
10. 2021-02-23 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Eh?
    
    We’ve had phone sex her pussy is cute

    
    Yeah I heard the surgery is quite amazing these days and your average Albanian can't tell the different just looking at it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cigreting
11. 2021-02-23 at 9:36 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I heard you got divorced twice 😂
12. 2021-02-23 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Jiggle Booty, how much will you have to pay for electricity for last week?
    
    Do you have one of those variable rates for your electricity?
13. 2021-02-23 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Hey she’s just my type, chunky legs and ass
14. 2021-02-23 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #34
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Grylls I heard you got divorced twice 😂

    
    
    
    
    And lost three houses doing it!
    
    lol
15. 2021-02-23 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    LOL
16. 2021-02-23 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Jiggle Booty, how much will you have to pay for electricity for last week?
    
    Do you have one of those variable rates for your electricity?

    
    No, only dumbasses are on those plans...poor folk. I'm at 12c per unit.
17. 2021-02-23 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls I heard you got divorced twice 😂

    
    Both were women though so non sequitur...and again it's 3 times if you count Common law wife back in England.
18. 2021-02-23 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Grylls, what if you got there and it was a post op dude?

    
    Back on topic, waiting for the answer.
19. 2021-02-23 at 9:44 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back on topic, waiting for the answer.

    
    I know she’s not
    
    Don’t be so jelly, shouldn’t you be busy with your next wife?
    
    Quit being negative because your love life sucks
20. 2021-02-23 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls I know she’s not
    
    Don’t be so jelly, shouldn’t you be busy with your next wife?

    
    Hypothetically then...stop trying to change the subject salty...what would you do hypothetically?
    
    Me? I'd get a blowjob then get on the next plane home.