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I want to start a country

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    The purpose of the country will be to take in refugees from countries with prison populations. Because I believe the only crime is keeping a person locked away from society.

    Instead of wasting taxpayer dollars "shooting the bobo", making shivs out of soap and eating whole shebangs they could instead be logging, fishing and building a nation.

    Why has nobody thought of this before? What the fuck else are people spending life in prison gonna do? Lets go to space

  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    It'a called Australia.
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe It'a called Australia.

    Everything is illegal there. I'm sure they would be more than happy to allow their inmates serving life sentences apply for citizenship.

    People serve prison sentences in foreign countries all the time. I could see this becoming a reality because taxpayers don't want to pay for immigrant criminals in their own country and they will elect politicians that will support a prison nation in the international community which will allow for UN recognition.
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  4. #4
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I suppose it's a good concept though. There would however be mass rapes and genocide. Maybe it would be good for population stability and rule of law. The fear of being sent to the United States of Criminality.

    It would just end up governed by some warlord who, God forbid found Islam, would end up committing Terrorist attacks on the normal countries. They would have to respond with a scorched Earth policy and annihilate the USC.

    Wow, that was actually a cool story though.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I think if put in a survival or settlement situation a lot of "criminals" would lose their incentive to be bad.

    They aren't even allowed to vote or own guns.
  6. #6
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    What about the Nonces though?
  7. #7
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Scronny doesn't wanna put in the work of stealing land from the natives to build his nation, so it's never going to happen. Literally the only way a country has ever been built is by ruthless oppression of the shitheel dirt farmers already living on our god-given clay.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe What about the Nonces though?

    Shipping and Receiving lost them in the stacks. Worthless fuck still owes me 20 for them lotto tickets too.

  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Scronny doesn't wanna put in the work of stealing land from the natives to build his nation, so it's never going to happen. Literally the only way a country has ever been built is by ruthless oppression of the shitheel dirt farmers already living on our god-given clay.

    Stealing is against the law, the last thing i want to do is end up in prison and sent to that horrible prison death camp nation and forced to build soviet era rockets
  10. #10
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Stealing is against the law, the last thing i want to do is end up in prison and sent to that horrible prison death camp nation and forced to build soviet era rockets

    Stealing from natives isn't stealing, it's our right. Manifest Destiny, baybeeee.
  11. #11
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    We can use pedos for testing rather than animals. They can also be beaten to death by the working masses for stress relief.
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Call it ratland
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We could always make an MMORPG. Or a digital country consisting of custom places in VR, websites, private venues that sort of thing.
  14. #14
    the only thing you country will be exporting is emmigrants.
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the only thing you country will be exporting is emmigrants.

    My IRL country or my virtual country? If you mean IRL, we've had this discussion before.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Sophie My IRL country or my virtual country? If you mean IRL, we've had this discussion before.

    i mean the OPs new country.
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean the OPs new country.

    Oh my bad.
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