Merry Christmas niggas

1. 2016-12-25 at 12 PM UTC

   #1
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I am half drunk from last night sitting in my bathtub..pondering...yes pondering with why flippies pressed to my cheeks occasionally i feverishly frisk my whiskers and i realize tis be Christmas morning. May saint nick bless your souls with his fat diabetic sausage fingers. May he touch you softly mmmmnn nn
2. 2016-12-26 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   fuck you christian infidels