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  1. #1
    netstat African Astronaut
    I would sacrifice myself without hesitating if it meant millions of people would die.
  2. #2
    Meikai African Astronaut
    I'd do it for trillions. Millions is a bit small. That's not even necessarily enough to wipe out Toronto. Billions isn't even enough to wipe out most of humanity. Trillions is too much, but I can wait until there's 1.0000000000001 trillion people or whatever. I'm patient.
  3. #3
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I always thought it was funny watching nasheeds of suicide bombers in Syria who would suicide bomb logistics depots and bridges. Like they believe they are giving their life to Allah by blowing up inanimate objects? Fucking aim higher bro, there are much better targets. It's a shame those types are so easily influenced by people without altruistic motives.

    I'm going to stop typing before I get any higher on the watch list
  4. #4
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I always thought it was funny watching nasheeds of suicide bombers in Syria who would suicide bomb logistics depots and bridges. Like they believe they are giving their life to Allah by blowing up inanimate objects? Fucking aim higher bro, there are much better targets. It's a shame those types are so easily influenced by people without altruistic motives.

    I'm going to stop typing before I get any higher on the watch list

    ***Suicide bomber***
  5. #5
    Originally posted by netstat I would sacrifice myself without hesitating if it meant millions of people would die.

    Well billions of people are going to die eventually...so no need to press any button.

    150,000 people a day die globally according to my double best mate google.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by netstat I would sacrifice myself without hesitating if it meant millions of people would die.

    I would sacrifice millions of people if it meant you'd survive certain death.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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