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I have relapsed.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I made it 46 hours and gave in.
    Really I just didn't see the point in making myself suffer when I already have the sure fire fetish piss.
    Chell got mad at me for being a junkie and is all disappointed in my lack of will power.

    But I didn't know that she thought I was giving it up for good.
    I mean hello?
    Like, NO
    I was just stopping so I could pass a piss test but then I found out I wasn't going to pass anyways so I got some fake pee and now I am at least going to finish off the bag of weed I got.
    Can you guys believe she wanted me to flush my weed down the toilet?
    Anyways, I am going to try and move up that drug test so I can either pass or they can comment on how big my dick is while the fail me for cheating.
    But as for the weed, I think I am going to put it down.
    It doesn't get in my way and I absolutely love the feels I get from it.
    I did tell her I would quit though so I will keep my word.
    I promised her I would buy no more weed after I finish off the bag I have now.
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you're a fucking idiot.

    ...but

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    At least you now recognise you have a drug addiction
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed At least you now recognise you have a drug addiction

    I did recognize it.
    Im just allergic to sobriety so I smoke weed.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I did recognize it.
    Im just allergic to sobriety so I smoke weed.

    Yeah that promise is gonna last long
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    nice
  7. #7
    Originally posted by rabbitweed At least you now recognise you have a drug addiction

    weeds not addictive. He relapsed into being cool. Not smoking weed for a minimum wage job is literally homosexual
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    yeah it's not addictive he just smoked it multiple times a day and had withdrawals.

    nothing addictive about that

    fuck you potheads are dumb
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He relapsed into being cool.

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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed yeah it's not addictive he just smoked it multiple times a day and had withdrawals.

    nothing addictive about that

    fuck you potheads are dumb

    That's not withdrawal you absolute moron lmao.

    Holy shit you're stupid.
  11. #11
    cigreting Space Nigga
    I see youve still completely disregarded my previous messages about fake piss. Good luck dumbass
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed yeah it's not addictive he just smoked it multiple times a day and had withdrawals.

    nothing addictive about that

    fuck you potheads are dumb

    Those weren't withdrawls. He just doesn't remember what it's like to be sober.

    You are dumb if you think smoking weed is SO INTENSE like doing heroin. If you have a tolerance you can smoke a gram of weed and not even be that high.

    if you smoked a gram you would cry and call and ambulance.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting I see youve still completely disregarded my previous messages about fake piss. Good luck dumbass

    You remind me of this bag I saw on the street today.

    Nobody gave a shit about it.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by rabbitwe­ed ⠀ ⠀ what do you have against homosexuality? personally, im the worlds most ardent supported to man on man love.

    id most enjoy letting you use me like the good little homo fag i am. i particularly enjoy a good deep dicking into my asshole.

    LOL okay calm down, maybe you need to smoke some weed and get your sexuality sorted out
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    why don't you get a flush kit and drink 10 litres of water or whatever before? Worst case scenario you have a high creatine content and have to repiss later, just say you drink gatorade nonstop
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Do you know where you're taking the test? Do they have a specific hospital that they do it through or what? Also, despite what tech says, it doesnt have to be a supervised test. You can tell them you're not comfortable having someone watch you piss, if in fact they try to send someone in with you. They have no legal right to force you to have to expose your private parts in order to get a job.

    They have the right to know you're drug-free in order to do the work they're going to hire you for, but not to expose your bits and pieces to a stranger. You havent broken the law and arent legally obligated to do so.

    I promise.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
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  18. #18
    RIPtotse Houston
    I'm guessing u don't live in a recreational state?
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo why don't you get a flush kit and drink 10 litres of water or whatever before? Worst case scenario you have a high creatine content and have to repiss later, just say you drink gatorade nonstop

    Won't that like...wash all the sodium from your body and kill you lol.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you know where you're taking the test? Do they have a specific hospital that they do it through or what? Also, despite what tech says, it doesnt have to be a supervised test. You can tell them you're not comfortable having someone watch you piss, if in fact they try to send someone in with you. They have no legal right to force you to have to expose your private parts in order to get a job.

    They have the right to know you're drug-free in order to do the work they're going to hire you for, but not to expose your bits and pieces to a stranger. You havent broken the law and arent legally obligated to do so.

    I promise.

    Lol. It is a pee test at a staffing agency.
    A temp service if you will.
    Im not worried.
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