2021-02-18 at 11:59 AM UTC
We all fly to O'Hare, and meet up with MB
then we rent one of those paddle boats or a cool ass yaht-ferry boat with full bar. and a band. we hire 3 bands. and then we venture out through the Erie Canal which has 36 lockes and 300 plus miles to the Hudson River east. Apparently the water or sea level of Chicagos great lake is 565 fucking feet above Ocean Sea Level. Who knew Chicago was 600 feet above sea level.
weird. how did all of that fucking water fill in an area that large and that high above sea level. I always wondered about that. and now I researched it.
then we can have everyone get wasted af and Not pilot it into the staten island ferry terminal or stuff of any kind
