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I got a jedi MOB!

  1. #1
    so this morning i got up hungover. yday was laundry day but i was partying so i had to wear my old pair of jeans with holes in the pockets. anyways i started walking to work but i was so fucking hungover so i went to get a juice. the fucking place did not accept card so i had to walk like 250m and wait for a 3 min traffic light to go to a cash machine. the fucking thing was out of 10s and 20s so i had to withdraw $50 fucking bucks. i bought my shit and then starting running to catch the train because i spent so fucking long waiting at the lights to cross bajillion lane highway and then before i realised all the change in coins in my pocket had fallen out as i was running and i was now being followed by a jedi mob.

    folx?
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Buy more booze

    Alcohol is always the solution
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