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And God Said LET THERE BE LIGHT!

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    holy shit, we had a huge snow storm that knocked the grid out in central texas especially austin and it sucked really bad, It was off for for 28 hours. I was just chillin listening to music in my micro fiber briefs buzzed having fun and then it just went black and so I curled up in my sheet and went to sleep. I woke up in the morning shivering and I just curled up in a ball realizing that the power was not back on.

    I eventually was like fuck this and put on my boots and carhart jacket I got from cabellas years ago and went out into the snow and it was actually warmer outside go figure but still cold and ice and snow everywhere, went to go get some brews and a bite to eat at the habib shop and the guy said no more customers there were tons of people, luckily i found another place and got some brews and a snack. I don't have really any food because HEB said for hours they would open but never did do to tards getting stuck on ice, I had to help push a couple of cars at red lights to get them going.

    But anyways I just went back home drank my brews and read a charlie bukowski book while there was still sunlight, it sucked because my phone was dying but luckily my neighbor let me charge it a bit in his car.

    I went to sleep for a bit but my room is cold when the sun went down that I woke up, stole my neighbors lighter outside and used it to turn on my gas stove and i cooked some vermacelli with vodka spagetti sauce, but the rest of the sauce outside since my fridge was obviously not on and just sat next to my gas stove doing nothing but my cat and praying and siniging.

    I got really loud and was like "i love you mommy i love daddy i love jesus wahah whawhah whaaaaaa lets break it down fam!"

    and right when i said that the lights came on it was awesome I just hope it doesn't go out again. I want to take a shower but the water is too cold. But yeah I feel awesome right now. I was so close to taking a naltrexone to knock me out because on the news they said the power wouldn't be restored tell tuesday evening..

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  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah I wonder why the weather is like this, twice in one month but this time was really bad. It never happens here, like I snow clothes because it not how goes, usually i just wear cutoffs and a hoody

    it was kind of big deal my pinky finger has been numb for hours

  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    its white as fuck out booooooi ium gonna get coffee soon
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Fuck it just went out again
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    And God said Douglas Monks is a huge fucking faggot whose parents pay his rent. Ur a total tosser, Lexabro.⚘❤
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Stay mad and keep making up lies. Thats all you got fatso
  7. #7
    Lanny⠀ Yung Blood
    And I said, "Knock that shit off, God. This vermouth hangover is killing me you asshole."
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny⠀ And I said, "Knock that shit off, God. This vermouth hangover is killing me you asshole."

    Ive never had vermouth isnt it similar to vodka?

    But you shouldn't talk about god that way.
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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Id be willing to bet this is a cyber attack on texas for having our own independent electrical grid. I bet florida is next during hurricane season. I find it interesting trump gets aquitted now the sjows are upset and attacking red states.

    They want us to learn to stay in snd survive with little. Its sooooo obvious.
  10. #10
    That's what you get for living in a redneck mexican infested shithole like texas
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shotakon orgy island That's what you get for living in a redneck mexican infested shithole like texas

    Texas is pretty badass and a prosperous state. I guess you've never been
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Texas is pretty badass and a prosperous state.

    lol no

    I guess you've never been

    I have
  13. #13
    While the loser OP was stuck in the stone ages I was enjoying first world living.

    Today I watched a horror movie and enjoyed a heated apartment

    My cats played with the snow on the balcony.

    And I took a warm shower.
  14. #14
    What would happen to people if the power grid stayed off for a month or two? Describe the stages of grief, and their ultimate demises.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just saw a car get stuck in the snow
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shotakon orgy island While the loser OP was stuck in the stone ages I was enjoying first world living.

    Today I watched a horror movie and enjoyed a heated apartment

    My cats played with the snow on the balcony.

    And I took a warm shower.

    Lol u live with your mom and a virgin at 30
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What would happen to people if the power grid stayed off for a month or two? Describe the stages of grief, and their ultimate demises.

    I dont know, how about you describe it.
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just saw a car get stuck in the snow

    Yeah I helped push a couple of cars yesterday
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I dont know, how about you describe it.

    1. Initial shock
    2. Blank expectation
    3. Creeping dread
    4. Blind determination
    5. Fleeting hope
    6. Last-ditch focus
    7. Full on panic
    8. Sudden and immediate hunger and thirst
    9. Rage
    10. Suicide
  20. #20
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just saw a car get stuck in the snow

    good story
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