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Whats good to order from chinese food

  1. #1
    I just like the normie shit like fried rice and general tso chicken or ginger beef. I wanna order more from chink joints instead of pizza, getting sick of pizza eating it every day for years now.

    I want to be like the cool white guy with the sunglasses that knows the owner by name you know the one every place has their white guy, I want to be that white guy, as I am white.
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    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
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    I am jealous of American chinese chink joints. You got the takeout places while I gotta wait until a pandemic to start eating at them because they are all sit down restaurant type places for middle class boomers and hipsters and families. I just want to order takeout like seinfeld man



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    There are literally no places like this in Canada it fucking sucks, hate this country.



    This was the only chinese food place in the shitty small town I lived in. They areall like this , I just want to order proper takeout with counter and faded pictures and shit.

    This shit made me so depressed this is why i started doing meth

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    Man that chink joint I ordered from last night was dank. I got general chow chicken, vegetable chow mein, spring rolls and fried rice with crab and shrimp.
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I usually go to Mr. Wok. You can just drive thru and order 2 lbs of chicken and rice for under ten dollars and they have it all cooked and ready to go.

    I usually get black pepper chicken and/or general tso or orange chimkin.

    It's always crispy and fresh too even though youd think it wouldnt be since they have to ready to go. If I had my choice I would eat there every day for the rest of my life forever. One meal lasts me two days so it's basically 5 dollars a day for good yum yum chikins and rice.

    Plus they doordash when I'm too lazy to go there and it's just an extra dollar for delivery plus a 5 spot which is what I'll tip. Not too bad a deal either way.

    I like turtles.
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    Do they have the faded food pictures
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Idk I've never looked at their in-store menus before, just the drive thru one, but I think they're sort of faded on that one even, as is per chinese custom ancient sales seclet
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    drive thru chinese lol wut
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Get the cat meat dumplings. I always order the cat meat dumplings. If they refuse then just repeat your order, but louder each time. It can take 7 or 8 tries. They all have cat meat dumplings if you keep trying.
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    I don't see that on the menu. The house special had crab
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood drive thru chinese lol wut

    No Panda Express?

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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't see that on the menu. The house special had crab

    I SAID THEY ALL HAVE CAT MEAT DUMPLINGS IF YOU KEEP TRYING
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    Originally posted by mmQ No Panda Express?

    This says there are 20 in the entire country.

    https://www.shopping-canada.com/stores-brands/panda-express

    One thing i hate about Ontario is they have no EDO JAPAN out here which there are lots of out west.





    Originally posted by Donald Trump I SAID THEY ALL HAVE CAT MEAT DUMPLINGS IF YOU KEEP TRYING

    I have tried the dumplings and pork buns and all the dim sum and it was all delicious. It could be gutter oil for all i care I will keep getting it.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Far East Foods on 17th Ave.
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    oh man i miss da chink joints in da hood
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I always order the 我女朋友是男人
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    sorry i only speak white
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I always order the 我女朋友是男人

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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sorry i only speak white

    Yeah so does he
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