The quest for the ultimate Starbucks drink

1. 2021-01-29 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I have always been a bit obsessed with starbucks frappes. I always go there when there's a cool seasonal frappe and have even broken a girls leg by forcing her to go with me during a blizzard to go get one.
   
   
   
   Folx I am cracking out because I usually just order the seasonal ones but recently I have learned about all the secret menu drinks you can order. I have decided to come up with the ultimate version of each type of drink, starting with frappes.
   
   Here are some of my the ones looking at so far. I'm thinking something with A shot of espresso, toffee nut and espresso affogato on whipped cream with cinnamon like a coffee cake.
   
   
2. 2021-01-29 at 12:41 AM UTC

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   the little girl Tuskegee Airman
   OP is so fucking ugly hahaha
   Goddamn
   
   
   Dumb fucking hick
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • livingelegy
3. 2021-01-29 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   the little girl Tuskegee Airman
   Look at that fucking massive gap between the end of his hook nose and the philtrum.
   Definitely the product of incest.
4. 2021-01-29 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   authoer of post #2 has a cock nose and his face looks melted like michael jacksons and he drives a red racecar bed and hes a gay underbottom minch with an appetite for wood
5. 2021-01-29 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   the little girl Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by A College Professor authoer of post #2 has a cock nose and his face looks melted like michael jacksons and he drives a red racecar bed and hes a gay underbottom minch with an appetite for wood

   
   Nope
6. 2021-01-29 at 12:48 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   um excuse me but this is a topical forum and you people are posting off topic and spamming. Please keep your posts on topic or i'm gonna have to report you.
   
   

   Originally posted by Lanny deleted several posts, this thread is in a topical forum, please keep it on topic.

7. 2021-01-29 at 9:28 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   It was snowing horizontally today so I decided to skip the frappe. Drinking coffee now and smoking weed I will come up with a cool custom hot drink tonight
   
   
8. 2021-01-29 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   Solstice African Astronaut
   And i thought HTS was the woman in the relationship
9. 2021-01-29 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice And i thought HTS was the woman in the relationship

   
   i am just trying to readjust into normal society after years of being an amphetamine abuser. I just want to be a cool coffee head that abuses energy drink, lattes and bonus cups.
   
   
10. 2021-01-30 at 3:52 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    
    lol, imagine working for starbucks and having people come in asking for this shit
11. 2021-01-30 at 4 AM UTC

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    livingelegy African Astronaut
    imagine walking into a Starbucks
12. 2021-01-30 at 6:48 AM UTC

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    cigreting Space Nigga
    wat a fag
13. 2021-01-30 at 1:14 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by livingelegy imagine walking into a Starbucks

    
    i guess you can't afford a slightly over priced coffee