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The quest for the ultimate Starbucks drink

  1. #1
    I have always been a bit obsessed with starbucks frappes. I always go there when there's a cool seasonal frappe and have even broken a girls leg by forcing her to go with me during a blizzard to go get one.



    Folx I am cracking out because I usually just order the seasonal ones but recently I have learned about all the secret menu drinks you can order. I have decided to come up with the ultimate version of each type of drink, starting with frappes.

    Here are some of my the ones looking at so far. I'm thinking something with A shot of espresso, toffee nut and espresso affogato on whipped cream with cinnamon like a coffee cake.

  2. #2
    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    OP is so fucking ugly hahaha
    Goddamn


    Dumb fucking hick
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Look at that fucking massive gap between the end of his hook nose and the philtrum.
    Definitely the product of incest.
  4. #4
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    authoer of post #2 has a cock nose and his face looks melted like michael jacksons and he drives a red racecar bed and hes a gay underbottom minch with an appetite for wood
  5. #5
    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor authoer of post #2 has a cock nose and his face looks melted like michael jacksons and he drives a red racecar bed and hes a gay underbottom minch with an appetite for wood

    Nope
  6. #6
    um excuse me but this is a topical forum and you people are posting off topic and spamming. Please keep your posts on topic or i'm gonna have to report you.

    Originally posted by Lanny deleted several posts, this thread is in a topical forum, please keep it on topic.
  7. #7
    It was snowing horizontally today so I decided to skip the frappe. Drinking coffee now and smoking weed I will come up with a cool custom hot drink tonight

  8. #8
    Solstice African Astronaut
    And i thought HTS was the woman in the relationship
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Solstice And i thought HTS was the woman in the relationship

    i am just trying to readjust into normal society after years of being an amphetamine abuser. I just want to be a cool coffee head that abuses energy drink, lattes and bonus cups.

  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    lol, imagine working for starbucks and having people come in asking for this shit
  11. #11
    livingelegy African Astronaut
    imagine walking into a Starbucks
  12. #12
    cigreting Space Nigga
    wat a fag
  13. #13
    Originally posted by livingelegy imagine walking into a Starbucks

    i guess you can't afford a slightly over priced coffee
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