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Anyone ever been in a cuck scenario before?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I have a few times but last night I had a really weird night my new friend jeff invited me over to drink with him and his friend and his gf and I got there cracked open a brew but they seemed to be really in some conversation that I didn't know what they were talking about so I went and sat next the psycho bitch and started talking to her and jeffs friend got really pissed saying you don't sit next to another mans girl like who the fuck do you think you are. And I politely explained I was just talking to her and I wouldn't do anything weird and the guy wouldn't stop bitching about it and I was its done its over heard I got it whatever I don't care.

    They going how their from cinncinati and almost got into a fight because I said I hate alice in chains but the guy calmed down and asked me to go to the store with him and I did and he told me to get whatever I want and he'll pay for it and so we got a bunch of booze fritos and doritos and cheetos and cigs.

    But the weird as the night progressed and we got more wasted and this crazy girl "big red" because she drinks big red and has red hair was hitting on me, I was wearing a shirt that said show me your taco and she totally pulled her pants down and flashed me when her bf wasn't looking and I was like WOAH BRO! But I ent up basically slapping her pulling her hair spanking and hugging tickling her and she gave a love bite and kissed me, and Jeff was like WOAH BRO YOURE FLIRTING WITH MY GF DOUG!

    and I didn't really know what to say but I said nah man I'm not dude and the other dude started defending me saying Hey jeff what do you expect when you invite horny drunk guys to your place. She ent up making me a sammich and I kissed her and bounced but jeff was just sitting there looking like he was go to cry. I'm not really sure what to make of this, I woke up a bit ago and he text me asking if I'm alright and I was like yeah man just woke up passed out hard it was good to see you..

    I don't know if I should of stayed and tried to bang her it was her birthday after all, everytime i go over there I have fun but theres moments where I feel like something bad could happen.
  2. #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    You're in your 30s grow the fuck up.
  3. #3
    Not me but a "friend" did

    A "friend" of mine back in England met a chick at the pub and she took him home for sex...there was a dude there and she said it was her "room mate"...Friend had sex with her on the sofa and after they'd finished he noticed the guy was sitting at the top of the stairs and had been watching them...the dude then said to the girl "are you going to sleep down there or come to bed".

    She told my friend he could sleep on the couch...she then went upstairs and a few mins later the sound of them having sex could be heard from upstairs.

    Friend put his pants on and left.
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  4. #4
    You don't have friends HAHAHAHA
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  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad You don't have friends HAHAHAHA

    yeah I do I have a bunch of friends, jeff and I are texting each other now
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not me but a "friend" did

    A "friend" of mine back in England met a chick at the pub and she took him home for sex…there was a dude there and she said it was her "room mate"…Friend had sex with her on the sofa and after they'd finished he noticed the guy was sitting at the top of the stairs and had been watching them…the dude then said to the girl "are you going to sleep down there or come to bed".

    She told my friend he could sleep on the couch…she then went upstairs and a few mins later the sound of them having sex could be heard from upstairs.

    Friend put his pants on and left.

    shit happens, when I was working downtown I left work early to go see ringo deathstarr play and chzboogerz was there with some guy and she was just staring at me because girls were buying me drinks and grabbing on me and I tried to invite this girl to come see the show with me but she said her boyfriend didn't want to go but I could go smoke weed at their place when I'm done with the show, I went over and this guy was pissed I was there and started hammering nails into the wall to put up a tacky budlight clock and her and i smoked all the weed and he was like whatever do what you want you're just going fuck him anyways and I did..

    I had this guy I met online comeover to play xbox and when I went to the bathroom they were talking and she totally told me he was hitting on her and I actually didn't care but nothing happened I didn't get cucked.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You're in your 30s grow the fuck up.

    tell me how do i grow? I'll grow dick up your ass and root around in it, you faggot
  8. #8
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Doesn't surprise me. They must have saw his paper plates and thought, "what a douche bag".

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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Doesn't surprise me. They must have saw his paper plates and thought, "what a douche bag".


    Loool
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Doesn't surprise me. They must have saw his paper plates and thought, "what a douche bag".


    I ran out of paper plates and they didn't come to my place you stupid idiot
  11. #11
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby tell me how do i grow? I'll grow dick up your ass and root around in it, you faggot

    You can't grow. You'll be a man child forever.

    Sorry it was cruel of me to suggest it.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have a few times but last night I had a really weird night my new friend jeff invited me over to drink with him and his friend and his gf and I got there cracked open a brew but they seemed to be really in some conversation that I didn't know what they were talking about so I went and sat next the psycho bitch and started talking to her and jeffs friend got really pissed saying you don't sit next to another mans girl like who the fuck do you think you are. And I politely explained I was just talking to her and I wouldn't do anything weird and the guy wouldn't stop bitching about it and I was its done its over heard I got it whatever I don't care.

    They going how their from cinncinati and almost got into a fight because I said I hate alice in chains but the guy calmed down and asked me to go to the store with him and I did and he told me to get whatever I want and he'll pay for it and so we got a bunch of booze fritos and doritos and cheetos and cigs.

    But the weird as the night progressed and we got more wasted and this crazy girl "big red" because she drinks big red and has red hair was hitting on me, I was wearing a shirt that said show me your taco and she totally pulled her pants down and flashed me when her bf wasn't looking and I was like WOAH BRO! But I ent up basically slapping her pulling her hair spanking and hugging tickling her and she gave a love bite and kissed me, and Jeff was like WOAH BRO YOURE FLIRTING WITH MY GF DOUG!

    and I didn't really know what to say but I said nah man I'm not dude and the other dude started defending me saying Hey jeff what do you expect when you invite horny drunk guys to your place. She ent up making me a sammich and I kissed her and bounced but jeff was just sitting there looking like he was go to cry. I'm not really sure what to make of this, I woke up a bit ago and he text me asking if I'm alright and I was like yeah man just woke up passed out hard it was good to see you..

    I don't know if I should of stayed and tried to bang her it was her birthday after all, everytime i go over there I have fun but theres moments where I feel like something bad could happen.

    Jesus christ are you like 13?
  13. #13
    RIPtotse Houston
    wass Jeff's last name hunter?
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  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RIPtotse wass Jeff's last name hunter?

    no zackariah or something like that with a z
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Jesus christ are you like 13?

    get off the gas you got butt banged by a dude and thought you had a child
  16. #16
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol
  17. #17
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I haven't fucked my wife in years, I have the neighbor do it while I watch and jerk off
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Solstice I haven't fucked my wife in years, I have the neighbor do it while I watch and jerk off

    Nice, a lot of so called men aren't secure enough to do that.
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  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Nice, a lot of so called men aren't secure enough to do that.

    LMAO that or they're just straight up gay and want to mess around with another guy / watch lol

    but then I'm a straight up male western chauvinist and view women as my property and don't want to get fucked like gollum did

    I hung out with them again last night and their friend "davey" hates me so much and told them while I was talking to jeff on the phone to not let me come over, and plus the chick is insane like literally. Jeff told me she left and If i want to just hang out with him and davey and drink so I came over and she was totally there acting crazy, I ate a sammich and bounced, they wanted me to help them get a couch put in his place this morning but I fink I'm just not gonna go over anymore too much weird drama, I was just really drunk that night. The bitch was going on about how I'm strong for being a slenderman and it was just pissing davey off lol so he left haahah

    its like one those do as I say not as I do scenarios like him telling me to not touch another mans woman but he totally will, guys got a chip on his shoulder and doesn't even believe in god
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