Made a fuckin blini took pics

1. 2021-01-23 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ingridients needed:
   
   100g flour
   130ml milk
   One egg
   Tea spoon of salt
   Tablespoon of sugar
   A small bit of butter
   Add a touch of vanilla if you want. Do whatever you want, nobody cares.
   
   Mix ingredients in a fucking bowl with a mixer or some shit.
   
   
   Put ingredients onto hot metal (put some butter on hot metal first).
   
   
   
   Rest in PISS.
   
   
   
   Throw a match it in to remove the smell.
   
   
   
   Do not leave for longer than your attention span, otherwise it will actually do something.
   
   
   
   Throw it in the oven to dry it real quick.
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • livingelegy, 
   • Lanny
2. 2021-01-23 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Once its ready, get your blini out.
   
   
   
   Halfass sand your shit in like 2 seconds with a sander.
   
   
   Get some fucking shellac and put exactly ONE thin coat.
   
   
   
   Surprise! It looks the same as when you started. How about that?
   
3. 2021-01-24 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Im not sure if this is the worse cooking thread you have done or the best but I do know you are probably disqualified for drug use.
4. 2021-01-24 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   what is everything you posted?
5. 2021-01-24 at 4 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo what is everything you posted?

   
   It's a theme. Don't ask anymore questions. you might annoy him and he'll take off for a while.
   
   
   this was funny. You do this so the stock doesn't break down at some point? to get years of moisture out or did you find these parts pulled from another rifle?
   
   i dont know shit about guns but if I keep watching I'll be one of the brighter noobs if I ever decide to purchase one. ]
   
   research first
   
   Also wtf is that, a Crape? Edited: Crepe not Crape.
6. 2021-01-24 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I didn't see anyone cook anything here. I at some point made blini, and at some point I took pix.
   
   Anyone want to try this shellac coated dead tree carcass? Im sure it tastes good.
7. 2021-01-25 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo what is everything you posted?

   
   Some of you in the know might recognize this material as dead tree carcass. It doesn't weld for shit, and is anisotropic.
8. 2021-01-25 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by l a n n y - l a r p s - a s - a - l a o t i a n - l a d y b o y - d o i n g - l a p d a n c e s - o n - l e z b i a n - l e p r e c h a u n s - l o v e - l a n c e s] it welds just fine with dove-tail joints and isocyanate-based adhesive glue.
   
   altho wood has no place in a modern combat firearm.
   
   nor does aluminum.

   
   This is halfass restoration of a stock set from the 60s, so not sure how modern it is.
   
   Whats your go-to combat rifle? Im assuming something thats all steel and polymer.
9. 2021-01-25 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #9
   jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Tuskegee Airman
   This was funny the first time
   
   Now its like Family Guy
10. 2021-02-08 at 9:22 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP needs to fuck girls.
    
    He has some weird fetish for guns.