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Stuff to do with Chell?

  1. #21
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    kidnap and molest and torture a 10 year old girl together, film the experience and sell the recording onling
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  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah I know I went on a rant but I think arnies problem is him and chell don't have many interest where they can mix it up, otherwise he wouldn't be asking this question. His only hobbies/interest are having false outrageous, video games, and smoking weed.

    plus my buddy jeff is from ohio and lived in kinda of the same area little arnie does and he says its super boring and super cold and arnies just going to bitch about how his feet cold while he's not wearing socks..

    you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink and when someone kills that horse the killer is just going to put out a non-sequitur sayihng "weeell it was a stupid horse"
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy kidnap and molest and torture a 10 year old girl together, film the experience and sell the recording onling

    I was actually going to suggest this hahaahah it seems up their alley, it would be a real bonding experience for them I'm sure.
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here are some youtube videos to watch together:

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+lincoln+project
  5. #25
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Fona and Chell should complete a cooperative videogame together, I recommend Little Big Planet, mari0 (which is essentially Super Mario Bros. only with Portal guns), and if Chell is a hardcore gamer Kane and Lynch and Halo.
  6. #26
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Kane and Lynch was fucking awesome.

    2nd one not so much.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stl1 Here are some youtube videos to watch together:

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+lincoln+project

    very gay, many such cases

    SAD
  8. #28
    Incessant African Astronaut
    1) find cheap or free coffee mugs or bowls/terrariums for sale cheap or free
    2) get some soil and some tiny succulents/cacti
    3) go on a walk and find somewhere with small pebbles or sand. Gather in ziplock bags
    4) gather some larger rocks to put at the bottom of the mug since it won’t have holes (to drain excess water since they won’t have holes in the bottom.
    5) plant with larger rocks on bottom, a mixture of the soil you got and the soil in the plant came with, decorate the top with sand or tiny pebbles.
    6) decorate your place with them or sell them if you get good enough at it
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  9. #29
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    is your step-son half black
  10. #30
    Train her asshole
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  11. #31
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Join a cult
  12. #32
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Take a tap dancing class together
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Incessant 1) find cheap or free coffee mugs or bowls/terrariums for sale cheap or free
    2) get some soil and some tiny succulents/cacti
    3) go on a walk and find somewhere with small pebbles or sand. Gather in ziplock bags
    4) gather some larger rocks to put at the bottom of the mug since it won’t have holes (to drain excess water since they won’t have holes in the bottom.
    5) plant with larger rocks on bottom, a mixture of the soil you got and the soil in the plant came with, decorate the top with sand or tiny pebbles.
    6) decorate your place with them or sell them if you get good enough at it

    lol they will never do that
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    invite her son to play minecraft with you and talk shit about her the whole time
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  15. #35
    Bradley Black Hole
    Can i watch you fuck Chell on webcam? Watching straight ppl have sex when I'm sober is a really different feeling.
  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley Can i watch you fuck Chell on webcam? Watching straight ppl have sex when I'm sober is a really different feeling.

    ......to what?
  17. #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm unsure what youre asking me.

    So yes.
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    O to watching gay men have sex which engages me. However i will only have sex with women if I'm extremely fucked up or if i don't like her boyfriend/husband/son
  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    So I'm interested in watching my friends have sex with women and I'll probably get really high and beat off on my LiveJasmin and get paid
  20. #40
    Bradley Black Hole
    Accident
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