Scheduled Downtime Announcement Thread

1. 2016-12-19 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Most downtime is going to be unscheduled because most my sys-admining is done drunk and half assed.
   
   However I know I'm going to have to bring the server down for a little bit (potentially up to an hour) to run some DB migrations. Will be happening later today, I'll post back 30 minutes before outage start. I'm saying this on the off chance you want to post your novel and the only copy you have is in the niggas in space quick-reply text box.
2. 2016-12-19 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   kill yourself
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
3. 2016-12-19 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   fite me irl ya lil cunt
4. 2016-12-19 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   30 minutes
   
   P.S. eat shit sploo
5. 2016-12-19 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Lanny downtime

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2016-12-19 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #6
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny fite me irl ya lil cunt

   
   I would genuinely go outside and pay to see a serious fight between you two. I’d bet on sploo, btw, which is kind of sad.
7. 2016-12-19 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   Ahahaaha. Toimeless classic.
8. 2016-12-19 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice I would genuinely go outside and pay to see a serious fight between you two. I’d bet on sploo, btw, which is kind of sad.

   
   Most people would kick my ass in a fight, I know and accept this and as an adult my sense of self worth is not tied to my ability to beat people with my fists because it's like the shittiest skill to have in an industrialized society. That said I'm pretty confident I could take sploo in a first fight.
   
   Also outage is done.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2016-12-19 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I missed it completely then, nice
   
10. 2016-12-19 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what are you drinking.
11. 2016-12-19 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Most people would kick my ass in a fight, I know and accept this and as an adult my sense of self worth is not tied to my ability to beat people with my fists because it's like the shittiest skill to have in an industrialized society. That said I'm pretty confident I could take sploo in a first fight.
    
    Also outage is done.

    
    I dunno, sploo has retard strength, they don't go down easy. I still remember the day a downs syndrome kid KO'd a yank at school. It was glorious and he became a legend
12. 2016-12-19 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Apemode is real.
13. 2016-12-19 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by reject I dunno, sploo has retard strength, they don't go down easy. I still remember the day a downs syndrome kid KO'd a yank at school. It was glorious and he became a legend

    
    They don’t abide by normal human restraints and limitations.
14. 2016-12-21 at 12:14 AM UTC

    #14
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    i can make downtime any time i wont
15. 2016-12-21 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    down tinne, down
16. 2017-04-24 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Expect intermittent outages and SSL issues for the next 30 minutes to a couple of hours.
17. 2017-04-24 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #17
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    up yours with your down time.
18. 2017-04-24 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by benny vader up yours with your down time.

    
    fuck you
19. 2017-04-24 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    MADRE DE DIOS!
20. 2017-04-24 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #20
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    down sum shit into ur hed