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Anybody here have fitness goals?

  1. #1
    Jeff Houston
    I thought I did, but fuck it id rather do drugs instead.
  2. #2
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    what kind of drugs
  3. #3
    Jeff Houston
    Booze mainly
  4. #4
    I want to outrun the police
  5. #5
    i try not to get stroke or paralysis.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want to outrun the police

    you can do that by mandating obese people to be in the force.

    citizens should be policed by their peers.
  7. #7
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want to outrun the police

    Then you want to do sprints, max effort to failure. Wash rinse repeat.

    Don't wear gym clothes, wear w.e you think you'll be running in.

    Luckily for me I'm always wearing flexing clothing and running shoes.

    Cops are a lazy. if you get a head start they'll likely give up and just call it in
  8. #8
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i try not to get stroke or paralysis.

    I worry about this alot while amped and jacking my dick.

    Cure: clove of raw garlic and a shot of tequila. Instant relief.
  9. #9
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can do that by mandating obese people to be in the force.

    citizens should be policed by their peers.

    I wish. Alot of the cops around here are juicers.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jeff I wish. Alot of the cops around here are juicers.

    if the people are to be judged by jury of their peers, then the people shall be po.iced by police of their peers.

    if the community is 49⅝ obese, the police shoukd also be 49⅝ obese.
  11. #11
    Jeff Houston
    Don't be subhuman
  12. #12
    Jeff Houston
    Be super humane
  13. #13
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i try not to get stroke or paralysis.

    I hope you get cancer, stupid Nonce cunt.
  14. #14
    Jeff Houston
    Hi Robert,

    What's your fitness goals?
  15. #15
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jeff Hi Robert,

    What's your fitness goals?

    Hi Jeff.

    To get completely shredded. I was on my way till this fucking lockdown happened. I'm not a fan of working out from home, not yet anyways.
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