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Grylls Was Disfigured in a Car Crash

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    livingelegy African Astronaut [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    He appears normal from the neck up but he actually suffered painful burns across 75% of his body in a major car crash as a 12 year old child. He's wracked with severe pain every waking moment due to the sensitivity of the scar tissue covering his legs, torso and upper arms. He has a violent temper and a "Fuck the world" attitude because of this which makes him turn to hard liquor to quell the pain and anger. Once he grew angry and violent whilst alone with Boris which led to him delivering the puppy a nasty uppercut as documented in the Boris thread.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    embedded bandcamp link

    AND THEN WE SAW OUR ANGEL OF DEATH
    DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE
    IT WAS A BURNS VICTIM IN A DRESS
    DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Dude that's just how english people look leave him alone.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Poor, Grylls. He's a disfigured monster.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Poor, Grylls. He's a disfigured monster.

    And you got demodded twice
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    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls And you got demodded twice

    Just like his hero Trump.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Actually Congress said I do a great job.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Actually Congress said I do a great job.

    You got demodded twice
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls You got demodded twice

    Not true.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by street_carp Just like his hero Trump.

    That didn't scare me, kid.
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    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Dude that's just how english people look leave him alone.



    Yeah, look at Jiggly Booty!
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy He appears normal from the neck up but he actually suffered painful burns across 75% of his body in a major car crash as a 12 year old child. He's wracked with severe pain every waking moment due to the sensitivity of the scar tissue covering his legs, torso and upper arms. He has a violent temper and a "Fuck the world" attitude because of this which makes him turn to hard liquor to quell the pain and anger. Once he grew angry and violent whilst alone with Boris which led to him delivering the puppy a nasty uppercut as documented in the Boris thread.

    I hella laughed at the last part but the first part is kind of fucked up.
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra embedded bandcamp link

    AND THEN WE SAW OUR ANGEL OF DEATH
    DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE
    IT WAS A BURNS VICTIM IN A DRESS
    DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE

    does BC work on all media files? or just audio?
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