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When is the last time you got laid with...

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Just a random chick you've met that night?
  2. #2
    I guess it was about 2.30am or so, I didn't look at the clock though.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I like that. I like that.
  4. #4
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    It's never happened to me :/
  5. #5
    Originally posted by livingelegy It's never happened to me :/

    Don't you have dive bars in your town?
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Do you even remember her name?
  7. #7
    "baby"
  8. #8
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't you have dive bars in your town?

    I'm just a year too young to go, and also I'm flat broke, basically my mom sucks dudes off for money and peels me off a few notes now and then
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    that's my guy.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm just a year too young to go, and also I'm flat broke, basically my mom sucks dudes off for money and peels me off a few notes now and then

    Well you've got it all to look forward to then...
  11. #11
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Never.

    I felt like a couple of times it was on the table, but never felt comfortable.

    Which is good because I'm STD free and no unplanned kids with randos.

    Unlike most of you degenerates.
  12. #12
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Never.

    I felt like a couple of times it was on the table, but never felt comfortable.

    Which is good because I'm STD free and no unplanned kids with randos.

    Unlike most of you degenerates.

    No one would shag you anyway you fucking dome head Nonce.
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