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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning.
    Not really...
    I never set my alarm last night and woke up late.
    I must have been really dehydrated this morning or something cuz i got lost on my way to work and it took me 40 minutes instead of 20.
    I managed to run over metallic debris with my car and it felt like a speed bump but I was going 50mph.
    My tires are not flat at the moment but there is white paint looking crap on part of one of my tires.
    Got to work 30 minutes late to find out the guy who's desk is next to mine hadn't showed up again (yesterday or today).
    When I inquired about his absence I was told he has covid...
    Kind of odd my work didnt bother to tell me this sooner.
    Anyways I got brain fog pretty bad today.
    Hope all of you are doing well.
    Anything new?
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm out of the house early today,, already sanded the walkway and started a fire in the shop,, gonna put the engine back in my 800 triple snowmobile today and put the new expansion pipe on the 700 twin snowmobile and take it for a rip on the local trail
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats Got to work 30 minutes late to find out the guy who's desk is next to mine hadn't showed up again (yesterday or today).
    When I inquired about his absence I was told he has covid…
    Kind of odd my work didnt bother to tell me this sooner.

    Is your boss walking around like this
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So basically as long as I dont make a big deal about it, I dont think anyone else is.
    It's called life folx.
    Im not going to go get tested for the common cold.
    That would just feed the radical left.
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  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    best way to not get covid is by not getting tested imho...there's no way i havent been exposed to it by now anyway, so fuck it
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    YOu should figure out a way to stop working and devote more time to getting high and using the internet. also does your girlfriend have an onlyfans
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Even if i had it they wont do anything unless I have a million dollars and a childs blood on my penis...
  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U don't have a desk. /Scoffs SMH
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you need moerning meth

    Originally posted by DontTellEm U don't have a desk. /Scoffs SMH

    he does ive seen it
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