Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge
Shut the fuck up niglet
i remember when they interviewed captain nigglet
lol, before he became a male secretary
apparently this was his previous job https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gxjkx/professional-poo-diver
now he sits in a cubicle, obsessively organizing boxes of paper clips for his boss who gave him the job because he feels bad for him. he had this habit of scooting his butt across the floor like a poodle but they finally broke him of that habit , although it was very entertaining to his boss.
they affectionately gave him the nickname 'captain dirty bird' due to his previous job
Have you ever been sick after doing this?
No, but I will say there's something about chicken. We don't let people dive after they've eaten chicken. Every time someone gets the squirts, and we examine our processes, it always turns out that they ate chicken before the dive. I don't know why, but chicken and sewage don't mix. We call it the dirty bird.
here's a pic of captain nigglet aka captain dirty bird at his previous job