Chuck Norris is so strong that...

1. 2020-12-28 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   He doesn't even need a stable financial career
   
   
2. 2020-12-28 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Chuck Norris had to call in Bruce Lee the last time I fought him. Didn't do either any good. They never fought bears and other large wild animals before, and it showed.
3. 2020-12-28 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   If you can't do it right the first time, then you're clearly not chuck norris.