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  1. #1
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I'm possessed by the Devil. I can feel it when he takes control but he's so powerful I can't stop him. This has been going on for 7 long years. Please pray for my soul.
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you need to work on this prejudice & be more open. it's good for the economy & therefore civilization
  3. #3
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    prayer?

    you need something to visually or psychically [aka an ass-kicking aka tough-love] to traumatize you so that you will have to be forced to get your shit together otherwise the machine will eat you up and when it does it'll be very hard to escape from it spitting you out.

    and if it does, as i've seen it dozens of times to old friends that decided to not get their shit together when they were young and now most of are dead or in their 30s stuck on disability/government cheese and flat out hating life living paycheck-to-check from shitty part-time minimum wage jobs worrying how to survive and not being able to buy whatever toys that makes 'em happy.

    stop drinking & make some god damn moves, you're only 20 years old.

    i'll keep you in a prayer though as extra reinforcement. 🙂
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    visit your stepmom when she's working & watch her work until you feel like going to college
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's a common misconception that God made the Devil more powerful than he made man. Remember, God gave you the freedom to choose. It's your choice whether you follow the path of the righteous or the path of the Devil. That said, i absolve you.

    Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis, in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
  6. #6
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I hope you die of aids
  7. #7
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you cannot remove this corruption in life or in death

    your purity shares a coffin with your chastity
  8. #8
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    lol i've never wanted to possess you, silly goose. you're doing a fine job of dishonoring yourself all on your own, just like most humans
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz lol i've never wanted to possess you, silly goose. you're doing a fine job of dishonoring yourself all on your own, just like most humans

    You ain't the devil son. And if you think you are you got another thing coming.
  10. #10
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You ain't the devil son. And if you think you are you got another thing coming.

    you're a good boy, you don't have to worry about it
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    learn to fight
  12. #12
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i wonder why we don't hear about more exorcisms turning into molestation, whether for the priest or the possessed
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick i wonder why we don't hear about more exorcisms turning into molestation, whether for the priest or the possessed

    Perhaps God is a pedo, and he doesn't consider 'molestation' as such a sin. I think i read somewhere something about not laying with a man, but i never read anything about a cute 4yo girl.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Zanick i wonder why we don't hear about more exorcisms turning into molestation, whether for the priest or the possessed

    people put up with a lot if they genuinely believe a demon is interfering with their insides
  15. #15
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by aldra people put up with a lot if they genuinely believe a demon is interfering with their insides

    I'm glad mine went away but Kask never raeped me atleast.
  16. #16
    Branman65 Yung Blood
    If you are not shitting me I’ll pray for you, if you just being a skitzo I’ll be mad
  17. #17
    MAY BLOODBLERG BLESS YOU

    AHKMAH!

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