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How did you develop your work ethic?

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    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Look, I really want a house and good food and alcohol and all the other nice things money can buy but withstanding a whole day, let alone a week working is a monumentally difficult task for me. So if you work, how do you do it? How do you avoid boredom and the feeling that you're a meaningless cog in the machine?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    do HIT of amphetamine and I can do anything.

    I can also do anything while sober too but it will take a lot more effort and time and I won't enjoy myself as much
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    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Ghost do HIT of amphetamine and I can do anything.

    I can also do anything while sober too but it will take a lot more effort and time and I won't enjoy myself as much

    I don't like meth, it puts blisters and cysts on my face and makes me suicidal when I come down
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    I try not to get too fucked up at work and I don't like to redose in the bathroom but holy shit it's annoying every job is just people talking about food and being tired, dog fucking going slow. Just do a bump in the morning, crash at lunch time.

    If you just do a lil bit the crash is less interfering than it is just being tired and hungry all day, in my experience at least.

    Coffee is a shit working drug, especially for women who have naturally small bladders. Oh look Donna and Paul are having some afternoon coffee, I wonder where they will be in an hour.

    While all I do is "get some water" pop into the bathroom, a quick bump on the wrist and back at it. By the time they come back from the bathroom it feels like an hour went by and so much has gotten done.

    Time just flies by, you don't even need a break except at lunch to lower your body temperature and chill out to prevent over heating and brain damage. It's so fucking easy. Everyone is stupid, society is slow and gay
  5. #5
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Yeah, I put my life on the line, man

    See I gotta die man, don't you even try, man

    Enemies gon' bleed, once I let these bullets fly, man

    Mama's gonna cry, man, I like to get motherfuckin' high

    Man, you're not the guy, man
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    extreme negative reinforcement
  7. #7
    Originally posted by livingelegy Look, I really want a house and good food and alcohol and all the other nice things money can buy but withstanding a whole day, let alone a week working is a monumentally difficult task for me. So if you work, how do you do it? How do you avoid boredom and the feeling that you're a meaningless cog in the machine?

    Routine.
  8. #8
    street_carp African Astronaut
    I like nice stuff. I can't imagine seeing something I like and having to be like "guess it'll have to wait until next month's gibmedats".

    I imagine having a job you enjoy would be helpful too. I think my job is dumb, but it's easy, I don't do overtime and it pays better than some more labor intensive jobs. I don't really think about work when I'm not there, it's just a way to earn money.

    Is boredom even a bad thing? It's been a huge part of adulthood for me, bored is my neutral setting.
  9. #9
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    i never want 2 b liek u people.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nil i never want 2 b liek u people.

    what you've never sold you soul to the company store before? and given up all your free time, effort and energy to be another wheel in the capitalism machine and use your wealth to be as much of a degenerate piece of shit as possible and call the police bitches and get kicked out of the cop shop for trying to pay a buddys bail with cash money while blackout drunk

    The way I see it speeding and breaking the law is totally legal, it just costs money through the courts in the form of fines to be that cool.
  11. #11
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Just think of all the shit you want to do after work or goals your working toward. It helps me
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Ghost what you've never sold you soul to the company store before? and given up all your free time, effort and energy to be another wheel in the capitalism machine and use your wealth to be as much of a degenerate piece of shit as possible and call the police bitches and get kicked out of the cop shop for trying to pay a buddys bail with cash money while blackout drunk

    The way I see it speeding and breaking the law is totally legal, it just costs money through the courts in the form of fines to be that cool.

    I worked with my old man, then alone, then I went fucking crazy. The point is I had a lot of freedom as far as my schedule was concerned. And yeah speeding and running red lights is a victimless crime right up until you think the state is shadowing you, bugged ur vehicle and u start talking to urself about how you're going to smash into them head on because no, no ur jeep isnt bugged you're just going through meth psychosis hardcore and it's physically impossible for a person to turn there head like thsat.


    yes.
  13. #13
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by livingelegy Look, I really want a house and good food and alcohol and all the other nice things money can buy but withstanding a whole day, let alone a week working is a monumentally difficult task for me. So if you work, how do you do it? How do you avoid boredom and the feeling that you're a meaningless cog in the machine?

    I stay busy at work and the day usually flies by. I prefer working alone and keeping myself company, but if my coworkers want to banter with dumb small talk I'll play along.

    I'm currently trying to learn audio transcription so I can just work full-time from home and make my own schedule. Then I can work naked and masturbate 11 times a day while I'm getting paid.
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    your born with it unless your a nigger.
  15. #15
    RIPtotse Houston
    step 1: don't do hard drugs. look i know this is harder than it sounds. I spent over 10 years slamming heroin and then fent for the last 5 every fucking day. such a waste of life and money.

    step 2: find a job that pays well that u can handle every day. we all have bad days and hate going to work sometimes but honestly I find that the days I dont wsnt to go to work end up being the better.

    step 3-99: these will just come if you keep up 1 and 2...women..houses..material wealth...

    took me over 10 year a and a 12 months locked in stl County to finally get my head out of my ass.

    oh and methadone and marijuana help me a ton...find lesser drugs that keep you off your d o c.
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    opiate is a shit drug for working. Fuck people that work on opiates, they fuck up and are obviously high which makes the bosses think other people are getting high too and if they check pupils mine are way more obvious.

    But I don't fuck up and I work lightning fast so they never think to check my eyes. Opiate users ruin the workplace, I try to get them fired and convince other people to hate them by talking bad behind their backs.

    opiate users at work are not waluigis, I don't trust em and neither do the weed smokers which is a union I also belong to, fighting for the right to work fucked up.

    Because working sober is lame and probably a violation of our rights as workers.

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