Fuck. I'm 30.

1. 2020-12-11 at 6 AM UTC

   #1
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   I'm not even in my 20s any more
   
   I'm not even considered young
   
   
   This is so fucked up
   
   I feel like I'm 15 - 17
   
   Jesus
   
   Someday I'm going to be 50 ...
   Thank god for VR
2. 2020-12-11 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #2
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Fuck. One day I'll be 30 like you.
3. 2020-12-11 at 7:16 AM UTC

   #3
   blaster master victim of incest
4. 2020-12-11 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this gonna be you soon
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Nil, 
   • Jesus is king
5. 2020-12-11 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   And still a virgin
6. 2020-12-11 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hiki should just go online and find someone to ravage his asshole, will probably be the fastest way to lose his virginity.
7. 2020-12-11 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #7
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by livingelegy Fuck. One day I'll be 30 like you.

   
   How old are you
8. 2020-12-11 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #8
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian this gonna be you soon
   
   

   
   Except I'll be on a mattress
9. 2020-12-11 at 8 AM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I bet opie doesn't have a dime to his name
10. 2020-12-11 at 8:04 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Bugz Space Nigga
    When I hit 30, Microsoft 95 came out. this was a precursor to Vista. sort of Proto-Vista.
    
    You're basicly hitting your middle age and will be having MAC soon, Hiki. Middle Age Crisis. Mac an Cheese
11. 2020-12-11 at 8:11 AM UTC

    #11
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Bugz When I hit 30, Microsoft 95 came out. this was a precursor to Vista. sort of Proto-Vista.
    
    You're basicly hitting your middle age and will be having MAC soon, Hiki. Middle Age Crisis. Mac an Cheese

    
    thats not middle age dum dum
12. 2020-12-11 at 8:25 AM UTC

    #12
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by Jesus is king How old are you

    
    20
13. 2020-12-11 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #13
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by livingelegy 20

    
    Little bitch
14. 2020-12-11 at 8:29 AM UTC

    #14
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by Jesus is king Little bitch

    
    Fuck u old ass
15. 2020-12-11 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #15
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Happy bday. Doing anything?
16. 2020-12-11 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #16
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats not middle age dum dum

    
    
    
    Tell that to the dude who died at 60.
17. 2020-12-11 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    this is only the beginning, you have a decade of this & you get progressively older
    
    you have to choose
    
    
18. 2020-12-11 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #18
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Fuys, look at post #4. Warioat is lurking.
19. 2020-12-11 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Oppie,
    
    Time to 'MAN UP!' as the normies like to say.
20. 2020-12-11 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oppie,
    
    Time to 'MAN UP!' as the normies like to say.

    
    You just said and implied it. Making you a Normie.
    
    Why would you let Santa Down like that? Get back to work making toys for the Mole People