it took so long to get acquainted with the taste & texture of kimchi, i didn't think i'd ever like it, but now i can't eat enough & i mean that, i literally need more kimchi to keep living than i can afford or consume & this is going someplace very tragic, very fast...
the problem that i have with pistachios is that people think they need to take off the shells & generally what i tell people i see at the store buying pistachios which have no longer their shells is that they're a sinner & they will roast in an orgy of searing garlic because the joy of the pistachio is really in fondling the shell now bear with me you probably think "this sounds like no interaction i've had with the pistachios who live in my area" but you need to be more wordly, in fact the cosmopolitan pistachio is an up&comer in the modern public for you'll see them in position to net the market on such things as spreads, cheeses, dips, not to mention the butters, crisps, beverages, soon to follow recyclables & then it's over, you'll see such pistachio circulation other nuts put to shame & don't you dare remove the fucking shells or i'll sin your sins & sear you into my garlic orgy for you've failed the fondling
