some people don't move from the television screen, i've watched people like this the way they watch it & one thing they all have in common it's been my observation that each is incapable of producing change in their lives ever since they decided to leave it, they didn't buy a box with people inside they bought a window & they jumped out the moment they could & they left you behind because it's objectively better to be inside of it & it's better not to be inside of yourself, you want to leave yourself & go out the window, leave yourself behind & go out the window right now, you want to go out the window now, go out the window, jump
i know what you're probably thinking, that this is nonsense & i've eaten a mercury sandwhich, & the really important thing is that you join me in realizing that the horizon in front of us is there for our wayward urine to discover toward the end of long nights at the pub stumbling out with yer mates just kidding i'm not from that culture & that's not where this stumblilng mess of a paragraph is going now you're going to listen, fucker, & you're going to listen good: get down on all fours, clench every muscle, chatter your teeth hard, try to get every part of you off the ground for one-hundred cululative moments not consecutive i'm not a horrible bastard but you should still be afraid of me because i can't even predict myself, you are not safe with me & in fact i can guarantee you will get hurt if you are near me, if you come near me i will hurt you, if i come near you i will start to eat you, i am near you & i will eat you, i'm nearing you, i'm on my way to eat you, find a place to hide
