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Alcoholism Protips

  1. #1
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Don't eat when you're drinking. It makes the buzz leave you sooner. It's okay to eat beforehand though, because if you eat beforehand you're getting drunk the same amount anyways and you won't throw up on account of all the liquor either.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Are you literally 15?
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  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Are you literally 15?

    inb4 hikki comes in here talking about how he's an alcoholic for real
  4. #4
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Sophie Are you literally 15?

    Wtf sophie I thought you were cool
  5. #5
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Anyways I'm 20
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by livingelegy Wtf sophie I thought you were cool

    It's just that 8 out of 10 people on this forum are polysubstance abusers, i don't think any of us need alcoholism tips. Thank you for the gesture though.
  7. #7
    Jeff Yung Blood
    Water
  8. #8
    Jeff Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Sophie It's just that 8 out of 10 people on this forum are polysubstance abusers, i don't think any of us need alcoholism tips. Thank you for the gesture though.

    U poly too?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Boot and Rally
    Verb - to throw up after excessively drinking then continuing to party and drink more.
    Did you see that one girl Boot and Rally and act like no one saw her?
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I used to call that recharging
  11. #11
    drink butterbeer it cures hangovers
  12. #12
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    i find consuming alcohol helps a lot.
  13. #13
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    when i'm drunk i practice sobriety tests until i'm not
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  14. #14
    An old Russian trick when drinking on an empty stomach is to swallow a cube of butter. Both alcohol and butter are non-polar so they mix, making you digest the liquor a little bit slower, even if you did not eat.
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