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[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Don't eat when you're drinking. It makes the buzz leave you sooner. It's okay to eat beforehand though, because if you eat beforehand you're getting drunk the same amount anyways and you won't throw up on account of all the liquor either.
An old Russian trick when drinking on an empty stomach is to swallow a cube of butter. Both alcohol and butter are non-polar so they mix, making you digest the liquor a little bit slower, even if you did not eat.
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