Drugs to make you permanently crave joining an Asian gang

2016-12-13 at 12:51 AM UTC

#1

littleasianlady Houston

If you want to crave joining an Asian gang, this will do it for you.

Here.

Play Sleeping Dogs video game. Many times. On a console with a big screen. Computer won't do it for you.

Watch Asian porn. Specifically this one. It fits with the video game:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/13319471/2015000005/

Become fashion conscious. A start would be:

Black jogger pants. White Nike Air Force 1's (low). Mid's and Highs are for girls and pretty boy faggots. White with black logo Adidas trefoil tshort. Don't do dragons and chopsticks.

And then try and develop it from there.

Start thinking this is cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UbUBZ_OvVc

and then realise this is 'weekend'. This is not everyday. Use this as a reference point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnYiQ2FVG8I

But your weekend is so much cooler than anyone else. Take note of the first house Wei Shen lives in in Sleeping Dogs. You will have a fun awesome life try not to go to jail. Such a better life than living in a mansion and being boring everyday but having an expensive house.

Should be good.

2016-12-13 at 12:56 AM UTC

#2

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

2016-12-13 at 1:28 AM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

meth + gta V

2016-12-13 at 1:39 AM UTC

#4

littleasianlady Houston

Not Meth.

Look at the lights in the nightclub where they are having sex.

It's like red and blue police lights behind them.

2016-12-13 at 11:23 PM UTC

#5

littleasianlady Houston

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