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Fona © 11-28-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning everyone.
    Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
    I just got up not long ago.
    Chell went to get her hair done for the first time since we have been together.
    Normally I just cut her hair but what with it being the holidays I guess she wants to do it up fancy.
    I already know when she gets home all that she is going to want to do is clean the house "cuz it is a mess".
    Chell likes things nice and clean and not cluttered.
    All I care about is not stepping in cat litter what my kitty kicks out of her box.
    We might go to the store today too.
    Honestly everything just sounds like shit to eat but I know I got to eat so I might as well get food for when I am hungry.
    Im going to have to sit down and do all the bills today too.
    My water bill was due yesterday but for whatever reason it did not auto pay.
    I can already tell I am going to have trouble using their utility management middle men.
    I don't need a middle man to pay my fucking water bill but apparently since I have no choice it would be nice if their damn website at least worked.
    Not only do I have a money order for it already but I am signed up for auto pay online and it acts buggy so I am annoyed.
    Yesterday we spent all our money so I doubt we will do much shopping today.
    Waiting on cyber Monday now.
    What are you up to today?
    Anything new?
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Good morning everyone.
    Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
    I just got up not long ago.
    Chell went to get her hair done for the first time since we have been together.
    Normally I just cut her hair but what with it being the holidays I guess she wants to do it up fancy.
    I already know when she gets home all that she is going to want to do is clean the house "cuz it is a mess".
    Chell likes things nice and clean and not cluttered.
    All I care about is not stepping in cat litter what my kitty kicks out of her box.
    We might go to the store today too.
    Honestly everything just sounds like shit to eat but I know I got to eat so I might as well get food for when I am hungry.
    Im going to have to sit down and do all the bills today too.
    My water bill was due yesterday but for whatever reason it did not auto pay.
    I can already tell I am going to have trouble using their utility management middle men.
    I don't need a middle man to pay my fucking water bill but apparently since I have no choice it would be nice if their damn website at least worked.
    Not only do I have a money order for it already but I am signed up for auto pay online and it acts buggy so I am annoyed.
    Yesterday we spent all our money so I doubt we will do much shopping today.
    Waiting on cyber Monday now.
    What are you up to today?
    Anything new?

    That sounds exactly like my day too.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Had to take Chell to exchange a pair of shoes.
    Chell wants me to park in a fire lane but there is a cop in the parking lot.
    Id rather just watch for her and pull back up.
    Going to head to the grocery after this.
    Then home to clean and pay bills.
    Perhaps some fun sometime.
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    How did you and chell meet
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting How did you and chell meet

    We might have met in rehab but the time I remember meeting and getting to know her was at my work.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got our groceries.
    Cleaned half the house.
    About to go to my mom's for a bit and help her with bringing her Christmas tree upstairs.
    I think...
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Went to my mom's house and ate and did that stuff she wanted.
    Now I am just trying to get home to play with my cat and relax.
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Got home and played a lil wesnoth but now im waiting on the Tyson Fight
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Going to bed at 4am is fun but not on a Sunday when I wake up at noon realizing I only get 8 hours till bed time for work.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Going to bed at 4am is fun but not on a Sunday when I wake up at noon realizing I only get 8 hours till bed time for work.

    I wakes up at eleven. Btw is this the most current Fona thread?
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Went to my mom's house and ate and did that stuff she wanted.
    Now I am just trying to get home to play with my cat and relax.

    Are your parents together or wheres your dad
  12. #12
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Hey OP could you compile a collection/list of your videos for me.
    I'm making dvds of creepy/grotesque people and internet legends.
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by cigreting Are your parents together or wheres your dad

    They divorced when I was 18 and already out doing my own thing.
    My parents divorce has never really bothered me that much.
    I think it worked out for the best of both of them.
    Idk what they feel about it.
    My mom has some resentments but the fact is people change and if its not meant to be then its not meant to be.
    My dad should have deleted his browsing history...
  14. #14
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats They divorced when I was 18 and already out doing my own thing.
    My parents divorce has never really bothered me that much.
    I think it worked out for the best of both of them.
    Idk what they feel about it.
    My mom has some resentments but the fact is people change and if its not meant to be then its not meant to be.
    My dad should have deleted his browsing history…

    Fonas dad is into trannies and blacked porn lol
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    was ur dad bangin some 18 year old n ur mom found a chat log about him dikn her down ?
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