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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    It came off in my ear and Im just fucked forever now.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole (banned)
    thats what you get for jamming shit into your fucking ear retard wtf. I only use those things to clean meth pipes

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  3. #3
    Jesus is king Tuskegee Airman
    Shove it up your stinky trailer rat ass you queer
  4. #4
    Technologist motherfucker
    You are never supposed to put anything in your ear canal. Q-tips are used to clean the outer ear ONLY.

    http://www.advancedentandallergy.com/blog-why-its-bad-to-use-q-tips-for-your-ears.php
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  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist You are never supposed to put anything in your ear canal. Q-tips are used to clean the outer ear ONLY.

    http://www.advancedentandallergy.com/blog-why-its-bad-to-use-q-tips-for-your-ears.php
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Technologist You are never supposed to put anything in your ear canal. Q-tips are used to clean the outer ear ONLY.

    http://www.advancedentandallergy.com/blog-why-its-bad-to-use-q-tips-for-your-ears.php

    WRONG !!!!!!

    outer ear canals are designed to be cleaned with and only with pinkies' nails, and only when they itch.

    human ears are designed to conveyor ear waxes from the insides of the outer ear canals out onto the concha.

    manually clearing out ear waxes is haram unless there are itches, which means there are intrusions of foreign objects, animate and inanimate.
  7. #7
    Meikai Tuskegee Airman
    The bugs living in your ear were hungry for plant matter so they ate the cotton. You'll be fine.
  8. #8
    As deafening as it may sound, try using a hoover to suck it out but cover it with a drainage mesh to confirm you have removed the obstruction.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny WRONG !!!!!!

    outer ear canals are designed to be cleaned with and only with pinkies' nails, and only when they itch.

    human ears are designed to conveyor ear waxes from the insides of the outer ear canals out onto the concha.

    manually clearing out ear waxes is haram unless there are itches, which means there are intrusions of foreign objects, animate and inanimate.

    you put cocks in yours faggot
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  10. #10
    Mongolvoid BBQ Yung Blood
    Try Drano (TM)



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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Ghost you put cocks in yours faggot

    roosters ?
  12. #12
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Coat the end of a new q-tip in super glue and hold inside the cotton ear for a good 30 seconds to make sure it adheres to the cotton properly enough to be able to pull it out.
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  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Your arms look extremely bony. I bet your bones break really easily.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by mmQ Coat the end of a new q-tip in super glue and hold inside the cotton ear for a good 30 seconds to make sure it adheres to the cotton properly enough to be able to pull it out.

    thats no fun.

    tell him to take some xtc and drip a few drops of water into his ear so that the cotton gets heavier and shake his head vigorously.

    the centrifugal forces generated will fling the cotton out.
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got it out but not before calling Chell to turn around and come home to help me.
    She reminded me of tweezers we have and i got it out b4 she had to come back inside.
    I thought I was fucked.
  16. #16
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Coat the end of a new q-tip in super glue and hold inside the cotton ear for a good 30 seconds to make sure it adheres to the cotton properly enough to be able to pull it out.




    Now you not only have to see a doctor for an extraction of the original cotton but also the Qanon tip you just super glued in your ear canal. Before your super glue stunt, all it would have taken was a tweezers. SMDH
  17. #17
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by stl1 Now you not only have to see a doctor for an extraction of the original cotton but also the Qanon tip you just super glued in your ear canal. Before your super glue stunt, all it would have taken was a tweezers. SMDH

  18. #18
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 Now you not only have to see a doctor for an extraction of the original cotton but also the Qanon tip you just super glued in your ear canal. Before your super glue stunt, all it would have taken was a tweezers. SMDH

    this guys a fuckin idiot

    democrats 😂
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  19. #19
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Republican L-O-S-E-R ! ! !
  20. #20
    Originally posted by stl1 Republican L-O-S-E-R ! ! !

    My God you are mundane. Is there anything you say that is not politics related?
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