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Canada is such a fucking shithole

  1. #81
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If there was another Canada/USA war, I'd be forced to kill kroz, Wellhung, Grylls, st|1, Tech and a bunch of others.

    i would kill you first
  2. #82
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost i would kill you first

    A Canadian killing another Canadian, to save Americans during a Canada/USA war?? We would have to kill them!!
  3. #83
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been there. -70F temps. It's a shithole. Food and supply prices are mindblowing high. I say let the USA have it.

    Places in Canada at comparable latitudes also get -70 temps. That aint unique to Alaska.
  4. #84
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Take off your clothes, you're frozen like a statue in just a few minutes.
  5. #85
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Take off your clothes, you're frozen like a statue in just a few minutes.

    I saw that happen just the other day, frankly. It was great.
  6. #86
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If yer pecker is out, it gets frozen solid just as it is.
  7. #87
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm moving to a more rural area which is very beautiful and the kind of reason why I like Canada a lot. If I like you you can come visit and I can show you what Canada's REALLY ABOOT. Spectral is invited to co-host the man making tours as well.

    Reminds me of how in Scotland they have tours where they take English Poofter Dandies like Octavian out to the moors in the highlands and shoot an elk with them, rub blood on them, take their money and say they are a man now. This is basically the same thing for Americans but we don't kill elk, we just get drunk and wrestle until you say "uncle" 100 times or one of you manages to pin me. The tour costs $200 an hour and ends when you run out of money
  8. #88
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm moving to a more rural area which is very beautiful and the kind of reason why I like Canada a lot. If I like you you can come visit and I can show you what Canada's REALLY ABOOT. Spectral is invited to co-host the man making tours as well.

    Reminds me of how in Scotland they have tours where they take English Poofter Dandies like Octavian out to the moors in the highlands and shoot an elk with them, rub blood on them, take their money and say they are a man now. This is basically the same thing for Americans but we don't kill elk, we just get drunk and wrestle until you say "uncle" 100 times or one of you manages to pin me. The tour costs $200 an hour and ends when you run out of money

    Let's watch moose lick road salt off of cars.
  9. #89
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Let's watch moose lick road salt off of cars.

    Have you ever seen videos of moose who get the brainworm? They turn into zombies who are not frightened at all by humans or machines and are still deadly. They walk through traffic like they own the place and have to be taken out because they can infect others as well. I used to live in a town that had so many fucking deer that were so tame you could literally walk up and choke on if you wanted to. I would see dozens of deer every single day everywhere I went and this was a fairly good sized town of about 15-20k. Many deer become so acclimatized to human contact they don't give a shit what you are doing around them.

    Moose are forest elephants

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  10. #90
    WellHung Black Hole
    never seen that, Sudo. never heard of it. im youtubing that.
  11. #91
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL A Canadian killing another Canadian, to save Americans during a Canada/USA war?? We would have to kill them!!

    Who says i'm saving anyone ehehe
  12. #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost Who says i'm saving anyone ehehe

    I would just capture them, rather than have to kill them. I'd make a deer pen or a coral and put them all in there, with some hay and oats and maybe a little peanut butter once in awhile, as a treat, if they behave.
  13. #93
    I heard today they only have 1 mailbox and it's currently closed due to it having corona.
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  14. #94
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sometimes I go down to the military forts on the edge of the St. Lawrence river and check out the cannons and bunkers. I often find relics, down by the water's edge.

    The USA is only about 400 yards on the other side.

    im in cornwall prob 4 a while, right near the banks of the fuckin st lawrence river bud. my friend told me tho if i end up hangin wioth mohawks on the island that i should get here before dark, he couldnt help me fuckin canada couldnt help me if shit goes south.
  15. #95
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Nil im in cornwall prob 4 a while, right near the banks of the fuckin st lawrence river bud. my friend told me tho if i end up hangin wioth mohawks on the island that i should get here before dark, he couldnt help me fuckin canada couldnt help me if shit goes south.

    I've been down to the forts at Cornwall a few times. Cool place.
  16. #96
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would just capture them, rather than have to kill them. I'd make a deer pen or a coral and put them all in there, with some hay and oats and maybe a little peanut butter once in awhile, as a treat, if they behave.

    As long as there is no violence that sounds fine to me
  17. #97
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If there ever were another Canada/USA war, we would be required by law to kill Americans on sight, under threat of imprisonment or firing squad, for treason. We wouldn't have any other choice but to murder them wherever we see them.
  18. #98
    Imagine the shame of being killed by a Canadian.
  19. #99
    Ghost Black Hole
    I would just do nothing or pretend to shoot at americans but actually aim at a tree.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine the shame of being killed by a Canadian.

    3,721 of you Americans were killed in action by Canadians in 1812.
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