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My Latest Discovery...Do You Think I Can Get A Patent?

  1. #1
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    I just last night made a money saving and more sanitary discovery. I took a dump and it was time for the "paperwork". I use two ply toilet tissue and normally only use three sheets at a time. I had one of those large oversized new rolls and it tore off after only two sheets. I ripped off a third sheet and, just to see if there would be a difference, I sandwiched the third sheet at a 90 degree angle to the other two before folding them all together effectively making a toilet paper plywood. It seemed to be much stronger and felt as if it would be difficult to tear through.

    Try this out yourself and give me your feedback.

    Hey, at least this isn't a political thread, no matter how shitty!
  2. #2
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    No shit?
  3. #3
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Nobody has unloaded and discovered the greatness of my discovery yet?

    I thought Jiggle Booty would have made a disparaging comment by now but then remembered that he only takes a shit once every 3 or 4 days.

    I guess I'll just have to wait.
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    How embarrassing.
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  5. #5
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't Tell 'Em That I'm The Only One Willing To Play Along With Stl1 Today.
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Don't tell them I am a lonely old, fat faggot on the internet who ponders wiping his ass.
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  7. #7
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Corny fat old bastard 😂
  8. #8
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Ok, I won't.

    I lied.

    I'm going to keep telling people that about you.
  9. #9
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Oh no lol😂
  10. #10
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Did anyone try this?

    I thought I might have heard back from someone who tried this by now.

    Archer, you clean ass propenent, what do you think?

    Don't Tell 'Em I Tried This And Loved It Butt Refuse To Admit Stl1 Is, Once Again, Correct And Smart Ass A Whip
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