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2020-11-10 at 5:23 AM UTCMy friend, who is Vietnamese, gets told "Speak English, you're in America!" all the damn time.
It got quite annoying to him, so he eventually decided to do something about it.
He looked up the Native American tribe whose tribe was originally on the land where he lives, went to the tribe's cultural center, told the elderly grandma working there he was tired of being told to speak English in America, and had her teach him how to say "White person/outsider/non-native" in the language as well as some other curse words and what not.
Apparently this made that Native American granny's week, because she went all out and really taught him quite a lot.
And ever since any time some racist tells him to speak English in America he says "Well why don't you speak [Native American tribe's language], we're in [Native American tribe]'s lands! You damn [Native American word for white person]!"
The shockedpikachu.jpg face he gets in response never gets old.
They completely freeze up for a few seconds, before responding in entertaining ways such as gasping for air or pointing their finger angrily or just turning and walking away lol.
Eventually the word spread among my group of friends and quite a few of them- who as immigrants, or even just people who speak a second language, occasionally also get told this- are always chomping at the bit to get their chance to use this response.
Every time some of them finally does they immediately announce it to everyone they know lol and it really never gets old. -
2020-11-10 at 5:26 AM UTCWHAT IS THE MAGIC WORD
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2020-11-10 at 5:30 AM UTC[Expletive]
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2020-11-10 at 5:47 AM UTCGay story. Who taught your great great great grandmama to speak Spanish after inseminating her over your great great great grandfathers corpse?
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2020-11-10 at 5:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian Gay story. Who taught your great great great grandmama to speak Spanish after inseminating her over your great great great grandfathers corpse?
Лол. ты всего лишь дикая свинья. Я убью тебя и твою жену и разделю кости по весу. Ваша кожа будет содрана и облита водкой и мочой, которые являются стандартным русским напитком для младенцев при рождении. вот почему они такие отсталые. русские - не что иное, как грязные славяне, которых давно следовало казнить. Гитлер знал, что мексиканцы были высшей расой. вот почему он пытался заставить их вступить в войну с Америкой и Россией, которые были бы уничтожены, если бы они это сделали. поганые не русские хорошие. Бог должен был погрузить всю вашу страну в море -
2020-11-10 at 7:49 AM UTC§m£ÂgØL's always stealing content from Reddit to pass off as his own, it's tired & sad. Because we all know he has no friends.
https://i.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/jqwryv/speak_language_this_is_country/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-11-10 at 1:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace My friend, who is Vietnamese, gets told "Speak English, you're in America!" all the damn time.
It got quite annoying to him, so he eventually decided to do something about it.
He looked up the Native American tribe whose tribe was originally on the land where he lives, went to the tribe's cultural center, told the elderly grandma working there he was tired of being told to speak English in America, and had her teach him how to say "White person/outsider/non-native" in the language as well as some other curse words and what not.
Apparently this made that Native American granny's week, because she went all out and really taught him quite a lot.
And ever since any time some racist tells him to speak English in America he says "Well why don't you speak [Native American tribe's language], we're in [Native American tribe]'s lands! You damn [Native American word for white person]!"
The shockedpikachu.jpg face he gets in response never gets old.
They completely freeze up for a few seconds, before responding in entertaining ways such as gasping for air or pointing their finger angrily or just turning and walking away lol.
Eventually the word spread among my group of friends and quite a few of them- who as immigrants, or even just people who speak a second language, occasionally also get told this- are always chomping at the bit to get their chance to use this response.
Every time some of them finally does they immediately announce it to everyone they know lol and it really never gets old.
He sounds like he needs to get a life. -
2020-11-10 at 2:30 PM UTCmy. cat
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2020-11-10 at 3:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Garret Christie §m£ÂgØL's always stealing content from Reddit to pass off as his own, it's tired & sad. Because we all know he has no friends.
https://i.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/jqwryv/speak_language_this_is_country/
Says guy with 30 alts because he's homeless -
2020-11-10 at 4:58 PM UTCLest we forget
