User Controls

Who would make best mod?

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by G Point being, I'd never end up in you kids' make believe/Minecraft prison block lol.

    San Quentin is a very real place kid and full of people like Joseph Roisman who will kick you around like a football
  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost San Quentin is a very real place kid and full of people like Joseph Roisman who will kick you around like a football

    Yet you're many miles away in another country making up fairy tales about it lol.
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    You don't know me or the life i've lived, i'm a bit of a rolling stone and you know what they say a rolling stone gathers no moss.
  4. Originally posted by Ghost You don't know me or the life i've lived, i'm a bit of a rolling stone and you know what they say a rolling stone gathers no moss.

    What's wrong with gathering moss? Moss is great for many things, bedding when sleeping in the forest, insulation, water storage, washing yourself with like a sponge, etc etc
  5. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost You don't know me or the life i've lived, i'm a bit of a rolling stone and you know what they say a rolling stone gathers no moss.

    I'd wager a testicle you haven't been past your nearest Tim Horton's since you found a mentally ill male to fuck & leach off of lol.
  6. Originally posted by G That trailer trash girl you thought you impregnated via raw sex idiot.

    Didn't happen. You literally have nothing.
  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Didn't happen. You literally have nothing.

    You're saying you didn't become enlightened after you became a father lmao ?! You know how that happens right the biological fatherhood part ?! You're low hanging fruit in the e-shit upon game son.
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    He enlightened the weight in his balls a bit for sure
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ORACLE He enlightened the weight in his balls a bit for sure

    Point being this idiot fucked a IV drug addict trailer trash whore raw & she played him into believing he was the father of her bastard spawn lol. Not even getting into the being used as a fuck toy for her bisexual lover as well part. I love that he's so grandiose w/ such a horrible back story though.
  10. Originally posted by G Point being this idiot fucked a IV drug addict trailer trash whore raw & she played him into believing he was the father of her bastard spawn lol. Not even getting into the being used as a fuck toy for her bisexual lover as well part. I love that he's so grandiose w/ such a horrible back story though.

    Source?
  11. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Source?

    Hitchhiked Into Conception it's in the title.

    Just gonna leave this here for now lol.

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That doesnt show any of the stuff you just said

    Originally posted by Grimace §m£ÂgØL was manhandled-cucked by an obese woman in a single-wide trailer in northern florida. Not only did she convince him that the shit she spawned was his, her husband also pegged him, and then he wrote a shitty e-book that never sold, "Hitchhiking Into Conception" that he quickly eradicated off the internet once he found out he was never the father, despite his soul-journey he went on when he thought he was and talked down to everyone else.

    §m£ÂgØL, the teacher. §m£ÂgØL, the SAGE. §m£ÂgØL, the ENCHANTED.

    Nigga, you got fucked in the ass by a redneck in a goddamn trailer. As a first time, too. Trying to make that shit mystical n' shit. Hahahahahhahahahaha!

    Originally posted by Grimace I like §m£ÂgØL. Genuinely, I do. We go back a few years now. History n' shit. That has to be worth something. I think it is.

    That said, ever since his "Hitchhiking Into Conception" fiasco where he Greyhound bussed to Florida and only actually hitchhiked once, and then lost his virginity to Hydro, had her husband fuck him in the ass, had her convince him that he was the father of her baby, and all of that BULLSHIT (that we tried to tell him so at the time, but he wasn't hearing it)…

    …Ever since then, he has taken on this "Holier Than Thou" stance and somewhat of a "sage" because he went to school to study Chinese and went to Taiwan. Hitchhiked and "narrowly escaped a pregnancy", which isn't at all what he portrayed in his e-books he tried to sell online, documenting the experience.

    §m£ÂgØL means well, I think. I think he's just very inexperienced in "real world" scenarios and circumstances and lives in the mindset of an amateur philosopher or dreamer, which isn't a bad thing, it just isn't practical and has no use in a 21st Century lifestyle.

    §m£ÂgØL is not dumb. He is just inexperienced.
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Hitchhiked Into Misconception^
  13. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Source?

    The TV Guide
  14. Originally posted by G Hitchhiked Into Conception it's in the title.

    Just gonna leave this here for now lol.

    Ah yes Grimace, the source of all truth.
  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ah yes Grimace, the source of all truth.

    He was once your confidant lol.
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by G He was once your confidant lol.

    No, he was... Panthrax, the snake.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by G I'd wager a testicle you haven't been past your nearest Tim Horton's since you found a mentally ill male to fuck & leach off of lol.

    you're wrong because I just had to walk like 10 blocks across a highway because the one I usually go to had a bunch of retards in line.

    I got my babygirl an iced coffee and an apple fritter and i'm gonna wake her up to go fishing, peace out loser
Jump to Top