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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    This site is a shitty buggy mess

    A 13 year old could do better


    Also the community is boring and sterile
  2. #2
    Misterigh Houston
    Nah. Lanry is doing fine.

    🐣
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    Good, fuck off and leave then or submit a pull and kill yourself

    https://github.com/Lanny/ISS

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    πŸ’–

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free πŸ“ πŸ‘ƒ
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  4. #4
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    iie is drunk again
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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S iie is drunk again

    Actually I'm stone cold sober
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Make a pull request
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    netstat Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Good, fuck off and leave then or submit a pull and kill yourself

    the FOSS community would be much better if maintainers could just drop this line on winy entitled assholes who expect software someone made in their free time and gave away for free to work perfectly, without risk of backlash. kinda like linus used to do before SJWs convinced him to get counselling.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat the FOSS community would be much better if maintainers could just drop this line on winy entitled assholes who expect software someone made in their free time and gave away for free to work perfectly, without risk of backlash. kinda like linus used to do before SJWs convinced him to get counselling.

    It's 2020. Software developers are soy slurping socialist shitlickers who care more about codes of conducts and consuming the latest computing cockload from amazon/google/microsoft/facebook than they do about anything else.

    Sad, autistic, passive aggressive basic bitch bugmen everywhere.
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    netstat Tuskegee Airman
    but seriously OP, kill yourself, this is probably the best forum software ever written even with its bugs, lanny runs this site, spends his free time on it, eats the hosting costs, lets you shitpost here for free, you can't even write a one line print statement in python and you sit here and complain like a bitch, kill yourself
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  10. #10
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Lay off the tranny hypno porn, you're too easily influenced to deal with it.

    EDIT: ok this was for his other thread but whatever, it's good advice.
  11. #11
    frala Avant garde shartist
    It’s true though. One time I asked Lanny to explain code to me and he was like meh I just punch keys and stuff happens.
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    Lanny victim of incest
    Originally posted by frala It’s true though. One time I asked Lanny to explain code to me and he was like meh I just punch keys and stuff happens.

    You're leaving out the most important part: the heavy drinking
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  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal This site is a shitty buggy mess

    A 13 year old could do better


    Also the community is boring and sterile

    write a better one


    ps. faggot
  14. #14
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny You're leaving out the most important part: the heavy drinking

    Hey lanny when are you going to make this site serverless. you can have a dynamo DB for posts and another one for forums and each time we hit submit it should spin up a lambda function and you should have another lambda function that warms up all the other lambda fucntions so it only takes 1-2 seconds and then you should have a big queue for all these async messages and also cognito you can use the cognito javascript library it's only 1mb minified what are you a dinosaur?
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  15. #15
    Lanny victim of incest
    Lol. Lambdas + SQS are actually not pure memeshit, if you rig it up right it's a processing model that can scale pretty well and under the right workload can be significantly cheaper than dedicated or virtualized hardware. API gateway is pretty questionable though and "lambda warming" is some fucking retarded shit.
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    You let this site go to shit by allowing the promotion of pedophiliacs and their lifestyles.
    Also you let a bunch of worthless whores in and they don't even post nudes.
    Maybe you can just do a back up from may of 2018??? I think that is when the DH garbage started showing up.
    Ban hiki, ban technologist, ban MMR and ban yourself.

    I can't even go to this site anymore without feeling like I could go work at a Cici's Pizza.

    Fuck you and fuck you.

    Everything sucks ass and it is mostly completely 100% your fault.

    Start paying me my cut of the pie or ill be forced to promote this pedo love site on some political messages boards and get you shut down.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    OP HAS A MASSIVE COCK NOSE
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    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's 2020. Software developers are soy slurping socialist shitlickers who care more about codes of conducts and consuming the latest computing cockload from amazon/google/microsoft/facebook than they do about anything else.

    Sad, autistic, passive aggressive basic bitch bugmen everywhere.

    This user has requested child porn and is one of the most despised posters on this site, we will not grace your eyes with this spastic's comment.
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    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by Lanny Lol. Lambdas + SQS are actually not pure memeshit, if you rig it up right it's a processing model that can scale pretty well and under the right workload can be significantly cheaper than dedicated or virtualized hardware. API gateway is pretty questionable though and "lambda warming" is some fucking retarded shit.

    Yeah you're pretty retarded LOL
  20. #20
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah you're pretty retarded LOL

    hey now
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