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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I cant read that either,nobody can. The top row looks like biag or someshit. Complete guess. The rows beneath arent even anything just sea creature penii loosely drawn into the sand. Nobody alive knows what it says except for Casbro.
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I cant read that either,nobody can. The top row looks like biag or someshit. Complete guess. The rows beneath arent even anything just sea creature penii loosely drawn into the sand. Nobody alive knows what it says except for Casbro.

    Shhh
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Shhh

    Oh my God.

    They did literally fjck one another there didnt they? Fubu would claim there was totally a mermaid there and it was totally a not gay threesome but yeah. I can see the male tail prints now. Gay threesome. Apricot is just out of the picture.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Oh my God.

    They did literally fjck one another there didnt they? Fubu would claim there was totally a mermaid there and it was totally a not gay threesome but yeah. I can see the male tail prints now. Gay threesome. Apricot is just out of the picture.

    Holy fuck that is so insensitive. He has a medical condition. What's wrong with you?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Holy fuck that is so insensitive. He has a medical condition. What's wrong with you?

    My comment was lined with pride and jealousy. I like all the facts. What's wrong with YOU?!
  7. Originally posted by mmQ My comment was lined with pride and jealousy. I like all the facts. What's wrong with YOU?!

    I don't know.

    What's your favorite threesome fact? Have you ever had sex with a mermaid? If not, would you?

    I'm talking cloaca manatee type, not the beautiful pirate fucking siren.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't know.

    What's your favorite threesome fact? Have you ever had sex with a mermaid? If not, would you?

    I'm talking cloaca manatee type, not the beautiful pirate fucking siren.

    My only threesome was with a male cousin of mine and a random girl. For some reason Bill Krozby remembers this but he remembers it wrong as he thinks I fucked my cousin. I did not. We were all 15 years old, in a literal SHAGGIN WAGON, in the middle of the country a few miles away from my Uncle's farmstead. We stole his bottle of Gin from the liquor cabinet and got properly fucked up and just went out cruising and then we stopped randomly in the middle of nowhere and let our drunken horniness lead us to THE THING. I was a virgin and I didnt lose my virginity that night. My cousin fucked her and I just kneeled beside her face with my dick out while she sort of sucked it. I guess I was the embarrassing third wheel. I dont even know her name or why she was with us. I knkw that it was the 2nd time I drank alcohol in my life and still I had whiskey dick or just teenage sex anxiety or probably both.

    Anyway what was the question?

    No I haven't had sex with a mermaid. :(
  9. Why didn't you have zex with your cousin? :(
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why didn't you have zex with your cousin? :(

    I'm saving myself for marriage of course.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ I'm saving myself for marriage of course.

    so marry the cousin

    i see no problem
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace so marry the cousin

    i see no problem

    Hes already married and I'm a devout Christian.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why didn't you have zex with your cousin? :(

    wdf
  14. Village Idiot Yung Blood
    Fuck. He was good to me. I'm gonna miss him.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm just throwing it back to my haters, if I died my haters would laugh and take pleasure in it. So I don't see what I'm doing wrong, I constantly have people making up stuff about me and I can't respect people like that, I don't do that to anyone.

    At least he knew what was on the horizon.
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  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty sure I'll live longer than you and your mother and your fake father.

    That didn’t age well.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    RIP buddy
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