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I'm a girl with a penis, why can't my family understand this?

  1. #1
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    My parents are whacko crazies and anti-science.
    They think it's impossible that girls can have penises, despite all the objective science backing up this fact.
    It's so difficult dealing with them.
    Even my boyfriend is suffering from anti-science delusions, he won't let me perform penetrative sex on him with my girly penis, he says that large objects weren't meant to be inserted into a persons anus despite all the objective science which says otherwise.

    What do I do with all these crazies?
    How do I educate and enlighten them.
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    stl1 Space Nigga
    Pics or it ain't true.
  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker






    Cock nose
  4. #4
    Meikai Houston
    Honestly? Your mom would probably find your existence less grotesquely alienating and troubling if you were a tranny. She'd probably feel like it explained a lot about you. Even if she didn't approve, I think she'd be like "oh - that's why he's always been so fucking awkward".
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You want to stick your nose up some dudes ass? That's so fucking disgusting.


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    Originally posted by Narc You want to stick your nose up some dudes ass? That's so fucking disgusting.


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    Hey calm down babygirl or it's gonna be you're ass getting smiffed
  7. #7
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal My parents are whacko crazies and anti-science.
    They think it's impossible that girls can have penises, despite all the objective science backing up this fact.
    It's so difficult dealing with them.
    Even my boyfriend is suffering from anti-science delusions, he won't let me perform penetrative sex on him with my girly penis, he says that large objects weren't meant to be inserted into a persons anus despite all the objective science which says otherwise.

    What do I do with all these crazies?
    How do I educate and enlighten them.

    Vote Biden.
  8. #8
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Honestly? Your mom would probably find your existence less grotesquely alienating and troubling if you were a tranny. She'd probably feel like it explained a lot about you. Even if she didn't approve, I think she'd be like "oh - that's why he's always been so fucking awkward".

    Would I make a good gorl?
  9. #9
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Cock nosed cunt


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  10. #10
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    You jelly
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Would I make a good gorl?

    aw look mommy, a confused goth boy.
  12. #12
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    How do I look goth in that photo
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    black docs and a Ramones t-shirt?
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    Octavian motherfucker


    Massive door stopper chin
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