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So is Fona a homosexual?

  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    I always assumed he was straight but I just heard a story about when he used to use heroin. He sucked a guy's dick for $50 worth of fix lolol.

    Wondering if there are any other stories of Fona being gay
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    I don't remember that in the minecraft book
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    trailer trash will do that.
  4. #4
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung trailer trash will do that.

    especially white trailer trash
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace especially white trailer trash

    is there any other kind?
  6. #6
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung is there any other kind?

    Beer cans and cigarette butts?
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I did a lot of weird and wacky stuff in my life but if anyone wants to pay me 50 to suck a dick plz pm me.
    I could suck 2 dicks a day and make what I make now and it wouldnt take 8 hours out of my day and 30 years off my life.
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  8. #8
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, I'd have to suck 4 dicks to make what I do at the job. Not happening!
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun Damn, I'd have to suck 4 dicks to make what I do at the job. Not happening!

    55-60 grand a year goes farther in north carolina than it does illinois.
  10. #10
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung 55-60 grand a year goes farther in north carolina than it does illinois.

    I wouldn't know cause I am in South Carolina. I will take your word for it though, cause Illinois.
  11. #11
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I did a lot of weird and wacky stuff in my life but if anyone wants to pay me 50 to suck a dick plz pm me.
    I could suck 2 dicks a day and make what I make now and it wouldnt take 8 hours out of my day and 30 years off my life.

    The proper response is always to own your whorish ways in the face of faux morality over consensual sexual proclivities onset by durgs.

    And I'll give you $60 but the extra $10 is to travel to Canada
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Say I can suck 3.5 dicks and hour no problem (like even without swallowing I could do that) and at $50 a dick that would mean I would bring in $364,000 a year (tax free) if I sucked dick for 40 hours a week.
    It is a lot of money but I dunno if it is the kind of money that heals the pain from a year of being a dick sucking hoe.
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I just do not feel that passionate about being gay.
    Looks like it could be kinda fun but you know everyone is a pervert and things just don't go i butts.
  14. #14
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Say I can suck 3.5 dicks and hour no problem (like even without swallowing I could do that) and at $50 a dick that would mean I would bring in $364,000 a year (tax free) if I sucked dick for 40 hours a week.
    It is a lot of money but I dunno if it is the kind of money that heals the pain from a year of being a dick sucking hoe.

    yea id be willing to bet you get herpes day 1
  15. #15
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Say I can suck 3.5 dicks and hour no problem (like even without swallowing I could do that) and at $50 a dick that would mean I would bring in $364,000 a year (tax free) if I sucked dick for 40 hours a week.
    It is a lot of money but I dunno if it is the kind of money that heals the pain from a year of being a dick sucking hoe.

    I don't think you would ever get $50 lets be honest fonaplats you would be lucky to even get 1/5th of that. The gender wage gape glass ceiling in prostitution needs to end! equality!
  16. #16
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't think you would ever get $50 lets be honest fonaplats you would be lucky to even get 1/5th of that. The gender wage gape glass ceiling in prostitution needs to end! equality!

    Actually men make a lot more. Especially if you're muscular. Harder to be muscular and good looking than just good looking because you're not fat and a girl.

    But only for gay porn. Straight porn doesn't pay as well. Supply and demand and all that
  17. #17
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Actually men make a lot more. Especially if you're muscular.

    He will do fine if that's the case

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  18. #18
    cigreting Space Nigga
    hey fona did u swallo d fags load
  19. #19
    Bugz African Astronaut
    why would you guys put so much calculations in how much money can be made of dik in mouth?
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace especially white trailer trash

    mexicans do it for free
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