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i thought i was farting but poop came out...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, my dam used to effectively control the floodwaters...but not now.
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    shitty dude
  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Here I sit, broken hearted
    Paid my dime, but only farted
    Yesterday, I took a chance
    Saved my dime, but shit my pants
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Maybe u should scale back on letting dudes blow ur asshole out, homeless hungry booty.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.----.-..-.-.-.-.------.-.-.-.--.-.-.--.-.----------(b­anned) k­roz has the same problem. its from excessive buttfuckery combined with winning too many contests on who can fit the biggest dildo.

    that grain silo was the last straw

    his asshole is like the back of a cement truck

    🤣
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Wellfare!

  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.----.-..-.-.-.-.------.-.-.-.--.-.-.--.-.----------(b­anned) k­roz has the same problem. its from excessive buttfuckery combined with winning too many contests on who can fit the biggest dildo.

    that grain silo was the last straw

    his asshole is like the back of a cement truck

    Dude sorry but bot sorry im the one with the big drill. Women in my hood call me the rooter man, get off the gas hill
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