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Just got a massaging recliner!

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Found her on the side of the road.






    Got some grass stains and maybe a poop stain but it raises you up and down and it massages.

    Some of it is a little bit broken but I can probably get it to work.

    It did get rained on but only some.

    Michelle is super unhappy about it but im not.
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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Found her on the side of the road.






    Got some grass stains and maybe a poop stain but it raises you up and down and it massages.

    Some of it is a little bit broken but I can probably get it to work.

    It did get rained on but only some.

    Michelle is super unhappy about it but im not.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats living in a trash house surrounded by a bunch of antique televisions and cum rags.
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    i hope you like bed bugs
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i hope you like bed bugs

    They dont bite me because i have raynauds.
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    lickalotapuss Yung Blood
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i hope you like bed bugs

    🤣🤣🤣To funny!
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    All I know is once I get it working Imma have a nive as fuck massaging recliner to smoke weed in.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    enjoy your bed bugs
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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy All I know is once I get it working Imma have a nive as fuck massaging recliner to smoke weed in.

    Parasites will be crawling up your nasty hillbilly ass while worms metastasize inside your body
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Parasites will be crawling up your nasty hillbilly ass while worms metastasize inside your body

    No they won't cousin hickey. Don't be jealous of fiannas new luxury goods
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Okay guys, as many of you know I work and lot and my brain might have been a bit fried today when I saw this chair on craigslist.
    All I read was "massaging" and I got a boner and followed it to this chair.
    Chell is real upset at me for even having it out in my car.
    And honestly it is kinda broken and I looked them up and it is like a $500 knock off massaging chair.
    Like all this shit does is vibrate....
    That being said, I am not about to lug it up 3 flights of stairs.
    Instead Imma dump it in the creek out behind the apartments.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There's got to be a way to "debug" it, so to speak.

    A massage chair is actually kinda bougie, so I don't think you're crazy for seeing it as a decent find.

    I'd want to keep it.

    But yeah, it may be filthy as fuck.

    Tough call.
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    Tell her wjen she gets her own Subaru then she can decide what to put in it.

    Why not replace the drivers seat with it you will be comforted while she rides in the back with no massage
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  13. #13
    G African Astronaut
    Fona's gonna have that new place all white trashed up before New Years lol.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    a litl poop stain never hurt nobody m8
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Instead Imma dump it in the creek out behind the apartments.

    So you moved in, started smoking inside, then started dumping shit you found on the side of the road nearby.

    You are the worst neighbour ever.
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed So you moved in, started smoking inside, then started dumping shit you found on the side of the road nearby.

    You are the worst neighbour ever.

    White trash gonna trash.
  17. #17
    I would never lower myself into using used furniture...except perhaps a wooden milking stool from the 1800s.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I would never lower myself into using used furniture…except perhaps a wooden milking stool from the 1800s.

    No no, the recliner lowers you
  19. #19
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    wtf throw that out
  20. #20
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by aldra enjoy your bed bugs

    Wouldnt they be recliner bugs?
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